Minggu, 25 Juli 2010

Review (A Nightmare On Elm Street 2 Freddy's Revenge):

When me and my cousin first watched this movie we were more amused then scared. This has to be one of the funniest Nightmare on Elm Street sequels. The movie starts out with the kids being drop off from school by the bus driver. If you look closely you can see that the bus driver is Robert Englund. Yes that's right kiddies, the same Robert Englund who plays Freddy in all of the Nightmare movies. The bus driver drops off the kids and starts driving away. In the back of the bus there's two preppy snotty girls and Jesse a lonely guy that no one hangs out with. The bus driver drives past the girl's stop so they call out "Bus driver that was my stop. Bus driver stop." Then he starts driving really fast like a crazy person and it shows Freddy's claw on the steering wheel. It shows the bus on top of a piece of earth that's been left from where the ground was coming apart. Freddy jumps up and walks towards Jesse and the girls then they start freaking out. If a crazy deformed looking person with a claw as a hand was walking towards me I would be freaking out too.
Jesse wakes up screaming dripping with sweat (yes it was all a dream. Got ya!) and in the kitchen Jesse little sister Angela ask her mom "Why does Jesse always wake up screaming, why can't he just wake up?" Well you see little Angela dear some guys wake up with a boner other guys wake up screaming. Just like some guys have wet dreams other have nightmares. Jesse and his family moved into the house of Nancy Thompson from the first Nightmare On Elm Street but they were unaware of what happened there before they moved into the house. Jesse gets to school where he See's the girl of his dreams Lisa Webber, uh Jesse honey she's way out of you're league sorry. The class is all out playing soft ball for gym and Jesse runs the bases that's when Jesse's frienemy Grady pants him and the whole gym class See's his ass, his very white ass. They get in a huge fight and the gym teacher breaks it up and makes them do push ups after class. Oh the gym teacher is also a major douchebag. They hit the showers which is where Grady starts telling Jesse about what happened in his house Jesse thinks he's full of it and ignores him then heads off home.

Once he gets home he calls Lisa to see if she wanted to hang out but his dad wont let him go out until he cleans his room. What a party pooper! He starts to clean his room and turns on his music and puts on his stunner shades and starts to get his groove on. His mom walks in his room with Lisa then he gets embarrassed. Lisa helps Jesse cleans his room and she finds Nancy's old dairy in his closet. They begin to read it and they find out all the information on what really happened to Nancy and her friends and who Freddy is. Jesse starts having dreams about Freddy and him becoming Freddy. Lisa has a party at her house and Jesse shows up late so she walks up to him to ask him whats wrong cause he looks terrible since he's not getting very much sleep. They go into the pool room to have privacy and he tells her about the dreams he's having and how he's scared cause Freddy is out to get him. They start making out which leads to the dirty work and Jesse licks between Lisa's chest and suddenly his tongue turns into Freddy's tongue. Jesse freaks out runs to Grady's house. He asks him if he can spend the night cause he's terrified to go to sleep.

Grady and Jesse falls asleep and we all know what happens when they fall asleep. He has a nightmare and turns into Freddy. He's freaking out yelling for Grady saying "He's inside me! Oh God I can feel him inside me!" hahahaha talk about gay innuendo! Jesse's chest splits open and Freddy pops out of his chest all bloody, so cool. Freddy kills Grady and heads for Lisa's party and starts going on a killing spree. After that Freddy runs to his boiler room and Lisa follows him and that's when Lisa tries to fight Freddy to get Jesse back which was a really cheesy scene. After everything is done it shows them in the bus driving off to school and the bus drivers starts driving fast so Jesse starts to freak out but Lisa calms him down letting him know everything is fine. And Lisa's friends says "Relax everything is fine, it's all over." but right when she starts to say all over Freddy's claw pops out of her stomach and everyone screams. All their facial expressions is pretty damn funny. I go back to watch it a few times cause it's really amusing.
It's a very cheesy sequel but it definitely is a lot of laughs and it's not terrible but not great. I liked it and I thought it was funny, I was laughing through out the movie.

I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

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