Movie Revew (House On Haunted Hill):

Tonight I watched House On Haunted Hill and I think I like the sequel better, Return To House On Haunted Hill. That doesn't mean I didn't like the first one I just prefer the second. House On Haunted Hill was a remake to the 1959 cult classic starring Vincent Price. The movie is about some rich douche bag throwing a birthday party for his bitchy wife. The guest list includes people nobody knows but everyone still shows up. Tell me if you got a birthday party invitation to some person's party that you had no idea who they were would you go? I sure as hell wouldn't. They all show up to party which is being held at an abandoned institute for the criminally insane. Before it became abandoned the evil doctor would take his patients and do tests on them, in other words torture them while his nurses helped and video taped him doing so.

Here's the kicker, the evil doctor looks just like Hitler! hahaha Hitler, it seriously made my night. While Dr. Hitler was doing his "tests" all of the patients decided to riot against the doctor and his nurses which ended up bloody. Back in the present day rich douche bag tells all his guest that he will pay them each 5 Million dollars if they all stay and spend the night. Come night fall and that's when things start to get freaky. They all start seeing things that aren't there, seeing Dr Hitler and the crazy patients that ends in them fighting each other trying to survive. At the end of the movie you actually see the ghost that's trying to kill everyone but it's not scary just retarded special effects. I give this movie 3 1/2 out 5 skulls.