Review (Return To House On Haunted Hill):

Last night I watched Return to House on Haunted Hill and I'm still on the fence whether I liked the first one better or the sequel. The sequel picks up with the movie showing what Dr. Vannacut did to all of his patients, I don't know why they did that cause if you saw the first House on Haunted Hill then you already know what happened. Ariel Wolfe is the sister of Sara Wolfe, a survivor of a massacre some years ago in the sanatorium "Hill House" Sara claims that phantoms in the house killed her friends but no one believes her, when out of the blue she kills herself her sister Ariel tries to figure out the reason why she did it. Suddenly Ariel and her friend Paul gets kidnapped by the douche bag art dealer Desmond. It seems that Desmond knows a lot about Sara and Hill House. Ariel is forced to help Desmond find a precious artifact, a figurine of the demon Baphomet that is worth a pretty penny, which is said to be hidden some where in Hill House.

A big group of "thugs" all go down to Hill House with Desmond and they set out to find the artifact. What I want to know is if you know what happened at that house why the hell would you go back to it? Why go back to the blood show of Hill House? I guess money is the root of all evil after all. Once things start to go bad the house goes into lock down and everyone starts to freak out yelling "Why is the house going into lock down?!" because the house doesn't want you to leave and it wants you to die a horrible, painful death. Idiots! One by one each person suddenly falls victim to Hill House which leaves Ariel, Paul, Desmond and Richard to fight for their life before they become the next victim. Desmond gets killed (good riddance!) and the ghosts try to get the rest of them but Paul distracts them so Ariel and Richard can destroy the artifact since that's the only way they can survive and get rid of the evil ghosts in the house. Didn't they get rid of the ghosts in the first movie? I swear they did. Ariel tries to destroy it but Richard interferes since he wants it cause apparently he's been looking for it for 20 years.

They end up fighting each other cause both of them want the artifact all for different reasons. Dr. Vannacut shows up to join in on the fight, I guess he felt left out. It's probably annoying to see the same old people every single day so he wanted to interact with new people, nothing is wrong with that don't judge him people! ;) Richard tries to fight him off but ends up getting killed cause he is the ghost of a evil doctor after all. After that Ariel dumps the artifact in the sewer which drains through the house and into the ocean so apparently getting the artifact out of the house and into the ocean saves everyone. Once she does that all the ghosts of the patients Dr. Vannacut tortured and killed shows up and turns on the Doctor and ends his rein of terror. Oh come on! I thought they already did this in the first one, since that didn't work I guess it wont work this time and he'll be back to torture more people who enter Hill House. The moral of this story is if you see a house that looks like it could be haunted and something bad like a murdering massacre happened there DON'T GO IN!!! I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

Review (April Fool's Day, 1986):

I bought the movie April Fool's Day cause I'm a fan of 80's horror movies and I thought it kinda looked good. The movie was better then I thought it would be and I was very impressed. It starts out with Muffy cleaning out her basement cause she invited all of her friends over for spring break. After that it shows all of her friends on the dock waiting for the boat to arrive to bring them over to Muffy's house. One of the kids Chaz is filming all the friends telling them to tell the camera a little about themselves which introduces us to the slut of the movie Nikki. She tells the camera that she's going to attendant a convent school and that she "fucks" on the first date. You go girl, way to be honest! They get on the boat and two of the goof balls of the bunch Arch and Skip (nice names) are playing around with a pocket knife. Oh that's nice, give two idiots a knife to play around with. One thing leads to another and things start to get out of hand. Arch throws the knife at skip which ends up stabbing him, that's why you don't play with knives kids.
He falls into the ocean and everyone jumps in to save them, that's when they find out it was all a prank.

They get to Muffy's house and they take a look around all impressed of how nice of a house she has. They sit down for dinner and through out the dinner they all get a dose of April Fool's. They head to bed and realize they all have a prank in their room, some of the pranks were actually pretty funny and made me laugh others were like huh? Later on in the night while everyone else is asleep Skip wanders off on his own totally drunk of his ass and he stumbles into the dock house where a cat jumps out at him. He turns around and suddenly he gets killed by an unidentified person. The next morning Muffy is acting weird and everyone has no idea why, they go out to play soccer and Rob and Clara head to the dock house to have some alone time, if you know what that means ;) They start doing the deed and then suddenly Clara See's Skips body floating under the dock and she freaks and they run back to the house asking everyone if they've seen Skip then they realize they haven't seen him since last night. They split up to go look for him and Arch heads out to the woods which I don't know why cause they didn't see him in the woods they saw him in the water under the dock.

Arch walks over some rope which wraps around his leg and holds him up in the air and some person walks up and slashes his throat, at least that's what I think they did cause it doesn't show it. The rest of the group goes back to the house saying they couldn't find Skip and then they see Arch is missing. They all freak out and try to call the cops while Muffy is acting like a freakin weirdo and not even worried that her friends are dying and she might be next. Later that night each of her friends get killed and it's only Rob, Clara and Muffy left. Rob and Clara jump in the boat and find a note which reads that Muffy was in a mental institution for three years, they find out that they left the keys to the boat inside so they go back and find like a height measurement on the wall. On the left side it says Muffy and on the right side it says Buffy and Clara yells out "It's not Muffy after all, she has a twin sister named Buffy. It's Buffy!" Buffy bangs on the window and Rob and Clara run into the kitchen to get the keys to the boat. Buffy breaks open the door and goes after Clara while Rob gets himself locked in the pantry, freakin dofus! Clara runs away from Buffy begging her to stop and then she runs into the living room and sees all her friends there and realize it was all a joke and Buffy who is really Muffy all along says April Fool's and everyone laughs and claps and it's all over.

Dude if my friends did that to me I wouldn't be laughing and clapping I would be freakin pissed, that is so not funny and I would punch them in the face for putting me through that. I swear some people don't know when to stop and they just egg things on too much which cause problems and friendships are going to be ruined. This movie is another movie about a prank going to far and people needing to know when enough is enough. I liked the movie it was pretty good and I can see it being a tradition on April Fool's. I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

Music Mondays (Papa Roach "Hollywood Whore"):

Today's Music Monday is Papa Roach with their song "Hollywood Whore" Ahhh Papa Roach, I remember when I first heard them on the radio with their song Last Resort. Me and my little sister would walk around the house singing the verses "Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort. Suffocation no breathing don't give a ------ if I cut my arm bleeding." We would always block out the word Fuck cause we weren't aloud to say those types of words when we were younger, funny how things change. Papa Roach is an American rock band from Vacaville, California. Their first major-label release was the triple-platinum debut album Infest (2000). The group's success continued with their gold album Lovehatetragedy (2002), their platinum album Getting Away with Murder (2004) and The Paramour Sessions (2006). Their latest album, Metamorphosis, was released on March 24, 2009. The band's new live album, Time for Annihilation, will be released on August 31, 2010. Papa Roach has sold more than 10 million album copies worldwide, and are known for their hits "Last Resort", "Scars", "Forever", and "Lifeline", among others.

The formation of Papa Roach began in January 1993, when lead singer Jacoby Shaddix and drummer Dave Buckner met on the Vacaville High School football field during an intense match, where the two ended up talking about music. They were later joined by trombonist Ben Luther and bass guitarist Will James. They decided to enter the school's talent show, where they performed a cover version of Jimi Hendrix's famous song, "Fire". They ultimately didn't win the contest. In March 1993, trombonist Ben Luther was replaced by lead guitarist Jerry Horton from nearby Vanden High School. Jerry was introduced to the band through his girlfriend, who was a fan. However, Jerry was at first apprehensive about joining the band because Jacoby, Dave, and Will all went to a different high school. At this point, Papa Roach were practicing everyday and touring on every gig they could get. Their first tour van was called Moby Dick. The band's name comes from Shaddix's step-grandfather, Howard William Roatch, who was nicknamed Papa Roach. Roatch committed suicide in 2006. The band pay homage to him with The Paramour Sessions and during live performances of the song "Roses On My Grave. Later Dave Buckner and Will James were replaced.

I chose to do "Hollywood Whore" on this music Monday cause it's such a good song and it fits Hollywood perfectly. When I first heard this song I yelled out "Hey, Papa Roach made a song about Lindsay Lohan!" I wouldn't be surprised if this song was inspired by her cause she's done pretty much everything they sing about. I also decided to feature Papa Roach's music video "I almost told you that I loved you." both songs from their new album Metamorphosis. This song isn't apart of music Mondays so I could debut it next Monday as well but I'm not going to, I hate putting up the same thing on my blog more then once. It's just a little something extra for you all to enjoy. It's such catchy song and the music video is pretty rad too, oh and the song is dirty which is why I like it! :)

Band Members:

Jacoby Shaddix, vocals
Jerry Horton, guitar
Tobin Esperance, bass
Tony Palermo, drums

(Information from Wikipedia)

Hollywood Whore :





I almost told you that I loved you:

A7X "Nightmare" Music Video:

I'm a little late on this but Avenged Sevenfold posted their new music video on their website July 17th. The music video for the song Nightmare is off of their new up and coming Cd "Nightmare." Now here it is horror fans Avenged Sevenfold's music video NIGHTMARE!

Sunday Horror Movie Poster (The Human Centipede):

Today's Sunday Horror Movie Poster is The Human Centipede. What I like this poster that it shows you a bit of what your going to expect without giving it all away. It was tastefully done and I was impressed of how well it turned out. I haven't seen the movie but I am itching to see it and this poster doesn't help it, it just makes me want to see it even more. Who has all seen it? What did you think about it?, like it? hate it?

Review (A Nightmare On Elm Street 2 Freddy's Revenge):

When me and my cousin first watched this movie we were more amused then scared. This has to be one of the funniest Nightmare on Elm Street sequels. The movie starts out with the kids being drop off from school by the bus driver. If you look closely you can see that the bus driver is Robert Englund. Yes that's right kiddies, the same Robert Englund who plays Freddy in all of the Nightmare movies. The bus driver drops off the kids and starts driving away. In the back of the bus there's two preppy snotty girls and Jesse a lonely guy that no one hangs out with. The bus driver drives past the girl's stop so they call out "Bus driver that was my stop. Bus driver stop." Then he starts driving really fast like a crazy person and it shows Freddy's claw on the steering wheel. It shows the bus on top of a piece of earth that's been left from where the ground was coming apart. Freddy jumps up and walks towards Jesse and the girls then they start freaking out. If a crazy deformed looking person with a claw as a hand was walking towards me I would be freaking out too.

Jesse wakes up screaming dripping with sweat (yes it was all a dream. Got ya!) and in the kitchen Jesse little sister Angela ask her mom "Why does Jesse always wake up screaming, why can't he just wake up?" Well you see little Angela dear some guys wake up with a boner other guys wake up screaming. Just like some guys have wet dreams other have nightmares. Jesse and his family moved into the house of Nancy Thompson from the first Nightmare On Elm Street but they were unaware of what happened there before they moved into the house. Jesse gets to school where he See's the girl of his dreams Lisa Webber, uh Jesse honey she's way out of you're league sorry. The class is all out playing soft ball for gym and Jesse runs the bases that's when Jesse's frienemy Grady pants him and the whole gym class See's his ass, his very white ass. They get in a huge fight and the gym teacher breaks it up and makes them do push ups after class. Oh the gym teacher is also a major douchebag. They hit the showers which is where Grady starts telling Jesse about what happened in his house Jesse thinks he's full of it and ignores him then heads off home.

Once he gets home he calls Lisa to see if she wanted to hang out but his dad wont let him go out until he cleans his room. What a party pooper! He starts to clean his room and turns on his music and puts on his stunner shades and starts to get his groove on. His mom walks in his room with Lisa then he gets embarrassed. Lisa helps Jesse cleans his room and she finds Nancy's old dairy in his closet. They begin to read it and they find out all the information on what really happened to Nancy and her friends and who Freddy is. Jesse starts having dreams about Freddy and him becoming Freddy. Lisa has a party at her house and Jesse shows up late so she walks up to him to ask him whats wrong cause he looks terrible since he's not getting very much sleep. They go into the pool room to have privacy and he tells her about the dreams he's having and how he's scared cause Freddy is out to get him. They start making out which leads to the dirty work and Jesse licks between Lisa's chest and suddenly his tongue turns into Freddy's tongue. Jesse freaks out runs to Grady's house. He asks him if he can spend the night cause he's terrified to go to sleep.

Grady and Jesse falls asleep and we all know what happens when they fall asleep. He has a nightmare and turns into Freddy. He's freaking out yelling for Grady saying "He's inside me! Oh God I can feel him inside me!" hahahaha talk about gay innuendo! Jesse's chest splits open and Freddy pops out of his chest all bloody, so cool. Freddy kills Grady and heads for Lisa's party and starts going on a killing spree. After that Freddy runs to his boiler room and Lisa follows him and that's when Lisa tries to fight Freddy to get Jesse back which was a really cheesy scene. After everything is done it shows them in the bus driving off to school and the bus drivers starts driving fast so Jesse starts to freak out but Lisa calms him down letting him know everything is fine. And Lisa's friends says "Relax everything is fine, it's all over." but right when she starts to say all over Freddy's claw pops out of her stomach and everyone screams. All their facial expressions is pretty damn funny. I go back to watch it a few times cause it's really amusing.

It's a very cheesy sequel but it definitely is a lot of laughs and it's not terrible but not great. I liked it and I thought it was funny, I was laughing through out the movie.

I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

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Horror Quotes (JennyB):

"People ask me why I consume my life with all things horror, It's fun. You see some people sew others golf. Me, I like to see people's insides on their outside" - JennyB

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Movie Review ( The Devil's Rejects):

The Devil's Rejects is the squeal to House Of 1000 Corpses which is also directed by Rob Zombie. Both films are amazing but I think I like the squeal better, I don't know why it's just better. I also think it's because it shows more of Captain Spaulding in this movie then the first one did and I really liked his character. Captain Spaulding is played by Sid Haig and he did a great job. He was creepy and a huge smart ass and very believable. This movie also had some laughable moments which the first one didn't. What I love about a horror movie isn't all about the blood and guts but a good story. If you can laugh throughout the movie while it's still keeping it's creepy, sick and twisted style then that's a 10 in my book. A lot of movies can't do that and it's just cheesy and not funny. The acting is terrible and the story isn't very good cause they spend too much timIe on their slap stick comedy then the horror *cough Drag Me To Hell cough, cough*

The devil's Rejects starts out with a stake out at the house of the Firefly family. Baby and Otis escape and hide out in a hotel a little far away from their house. The movie continues with Baby, Otis, and Captain Spaulding running from the cops and trying to stay alive since Officer Wydell is on a mission to kill them cause they killed his brother who was also a officer in the first movie. If you like Rob Zombie and horror movies then you have to see this one including House Of 1000 Corpses cause that guy can make awesome horror movies.

I give this movie 5 out 5 Skulls.

Movie Review ( House Of 1000 Corpses):

I decided to do a review every night since this is what I want to do for a living so I might as well get enough practice. Today's review is on Rob Zombie's House Of 1000 Corpses. This was Rob's director's debut and he did a kick ass job. This movie was awesome, I loved it. It's about two couples that go on a road trip across country. They end up taking a misguided tour onto the back roads of America in search of the local legend known as Dr. Satan. While on their search they come across a girl known as Baby hitchhiking and offered to give her a ride back to her house ( bad idea) since she mentioned she knew where Dr. Satan was last seen.

Baby takes them back to her house and that's where all hell broke loose. They soon realize that they've been stranded in the home of a bunch of psychotic, cannibalism devil worshipers. The reason why I thought this movie was bad ass is because Rob Zombie directed it and everything he does is bad ass and it was right up my alley on the horrific, Gorey, sick and twisted movies that I love so much. Baby was played by Sheri Moon Zombie who is Rob Zombie's wife. This was Sheri's acting debut and she did a great job. I adore her, she is so cute and down to earth and that's what I love about people. This movie was very Gorey and very twisted which is two big thumbs up for me. Rob Zombie also has a song for the soundtrack of this movie which is called House Of 1000 Corpses. This is such a good song cause it's from the movie and sung by Rob himself and I love, love, love his music.

Okay I know I'm kinda playing favorites in this post but who cares, everyone knows how much I love Rob Zombie so of course I'm going to give him a good review. I will however point out that If this movie was directed by a totally different person other then Rob I still would of liked it cause like I said before it's the type of movie that I love. Would it still be kick ass? Yes but not as much as it was when Rob directed it cause he put his own flare and style into this movie which made it wonderful. If your into these kinda movies I definitely recommend this cause come on, you don't get more hardcore then Rob Zombie.

I give this movie 5 out of 5 skulls.

Movie Review (The Exorcist):

I've heard from a couple of people that they regret ever seeing The Exorcist, that instantly makes you think it's either because it's too scary or just too evil. I've been pumped to see this movie cause it's everything I love. A haunting story, someone possessed by a demon/ the devil, based on a true story, and most importantly everyone told me not to see it so of course I had too. I not only saw it I bought it :D I was waiting for the perfect day to watch this movie cause when I came home with my stash of horror movies I bought from Hollywood Video to show my parents my dad wasn't too happy when I showed him this movie, in fact he told me I should throw it away. I finally had the time to sit down and watch it and my parents just so happened to be gone that night. The first part of the movie was kinda boring and hard to get into but once Regan was possessed it started getting interesting.

What I don't get is why wont people pull their heads out of their asses and realize that if you open the door for evil to enter do you not think "it" wont pass up the invitation??? It all depends on the things you are doing in your life. If your doing things that attract evil, even if you don't mean to it's going to come right on in whether you open the door or not. A lot of people think that the things I'm doing and consume my life with such as all things horror I'm opening the door for evil to come in but I disagree. What I'm doing is not as bad as what the people who do get possessed are doing. In the beginning and middle of the movie it shows Regan playing with a Ouija board! Oh yeah that sure wont attract evil spirits, keep on trying to communicate with your dead cat.

I didn't think this movie was as bad as everyone made it out to be. Oh sure it probably was back when it came out which was 1973!! So my opinion still stands cause it's 2010 and when you look at the horror movies that came out in this time and compare it to the 1973 Exorcist it doesn't come close to being as bad as EVERYONE said it was. Don't get me wrong I still really liked this movie I thought it was tastefully done and well played, I just didn't think it was scary, creepy yes scary no. I wouldn't mind seeing a remake of this movie even though I'm not a big fan of remakes of classics cause every remake I saw of classic movies the director ruined it. I am aware that they made sequels and prequels of this movie and other forms of exorcisms movies but I want the 1973 original remade. I want them to make it scarier and creepier then the first one, oh and I want Rob Zombie to direct it :)

My only down fall of this movie is they should of showed more of possessed Regan and cut out the first part of the movie cause it was boring and just bunch of people digging in sand in some weird country and priests talking about leaving the church cause they lost their faith. YAWN! for that I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls!

Movie Review (Drag Me To Hell):

Me and my friends went to see the horror movie "Drag Me To Hell" and it was the dumbest movie I have ever seen since the "Haunting Of Molly Hartley" It was really cheesy not even funny even though it tried so hard to be funny with it's slap stick comedy. It was more of a punch in the crouch. The acting was so bad it was like nails on a chalk board. I do not recommend this movie at all, I kinda want my money back cause I was very disappointed in it. It was so awful. The movie is about a loan officer named Christine Brown who had to evict an old lady from her home since she already had 5 loans from that bank and couldn't pay it off. The old lady decides to get back at Christine by following her out to her car creepy stalker style. She then tries to beat her up and that was interesting to say the least.

So after about a minute and a half of them fighting in Christine's car the creepy old lady Set's a curse on her and for the next 3 days she has to figure out a way to get out of this mess so she doesn't end up going to hell. What can I say, Karma's a bitch :D I swear I felt like I was in hell while watching this movie it was that bad. I like the whole concept of the movie, a girl trying to save her soul from damnation, other then that no thank you. So if you want to waste about a hour and a half to however long this movie was then by golly go right ahead cause if you're not into this type of movie then you're going to regret ever renting it.

I give this movie 2 out of 5 Skulls.

Write, Write, Write!:

Today I finally put my Barnes & Noble gift card I got for Christmas to use, I bought two writing books and I'm pretty excited about it. As you might know (if not now you do) I am in the middle of writing a book titled "The Grim Reaper" and I REALLY want to get it published after I'm done writing it. With these books I hope I can grow more as a writer and learn new things to help me be able to accomplish my goal to be a horror writer. The first book I bought is "Your first NOVEL" A published author and a top agent share the keys to achieving your dream in this book. It talks about preparations, beginning to write, the bones of your story, and fleshing out your story to name a few. The other book I got is "How to write a short story" The ultimate guide to putting it all together, in your head and on the page. Well I already have everything flowing perfectly in my head, it's getting it on the paper is the more difficult part.

That's one of the most common things in writers, it's easy for them to think of the story they want to write and how they want it to go but they just can't seem to get it on the piece of paper as easy as it was to think of in their head. I have so many ideas of books I would love to write and get published cause I think everyone in the world will love to read these type of books (wow that was a little conceded lol) If people love Stephen King then I know they would love my type of books cause that's who I base my writing ideas around but I add my very own flare to it. I've been writing ever since I was able to connect words together and I've grown some much as a writer since then. I would read my old posts I've made to see how my style of writing has changed and I can't help but think "Man, that was a great post!" and I feel proud and I get a glimmer of hope that I can actually do this. I CAN write a book and get it published I just need to stick to it and not stop in the middle and do other things. Thank you ADHD :D

I hope with these new books I got will help me accomplish my goal and to become a horror writer and to become what Stephen King has become, The Master Of Horror but I will be the Queen Of Horror. To be able to be a great writer and to get you're book published I think you need to learn from other writers, learn from the people who got their chance and had their book published. You need to take a few things you learn from each writer and make it into something big that represents YOU. That's why I search the Internet constantly trying to find other writers trying to accomplish the same goal as me so I'll be able to connect with them and get helpful advice to help me get my foot in the door. So to all you writers out there what are you're tricks to writing? How do you like to write and what helps you get the story in you're head on that piece of paper?

Movie Review (Children Of The Corn):

Stephen King is the most amazing writer ever lived. I adore his books and he's my favorite author. I can't really pick a favorite book from him cause to be honest I haven't read a lot of his books just a few. Movies wise Children Of The Corn is by far the best, creepy kids chillin' in the corn field can't get any better then that! Children Of The Corn came out in 1984 so you get the mediocre acting and cheesy special affects all pulled together to make a super fun movie. You don't need big name actors and actresses and a special affects team to make the movie good. I love the 1980's horror movies cause their classics and I'm a sucker for a classic movie.

The movie is based in Gaitlin Nebraska where a couple drive through trying to find someone to ask for directions. In the book their married on the verge of divorce and in the movie their just dating and the guy wont propose. A boy preacher named Isaac came to Gaitlin and convinced the kids to murder all the adults. Every year on their 19Th birthday they sacrifice themselves to He Who Walks Behind The Rows so in other words the Devil. Isaac mentions to the kids in the corn field how he had a dream where the Lord came to him and told him that he will send outlanders, a man and a woman so they can be sacrificed. The movie continues with the couple trying to escape Gaitlin alive. This movie is just so awesome and everyone should watch it. I remember the first time I saw it on T.V. I fell in love, it was a true masterpiece.

Yeah it's cheesy but come on it was made in 1984 what do you expect. All my friends at work tease me on how much I love this movie cause they think it's so dumb. It's no where near dumb it'll keep you entertained from the time it starts till the time it ends. I don't care what anyone says Children Of The Corn is bad ass. I can't help but smile every time I watch it cause it's just delightful. I give this movie 5 out of 5 Skulls!

Here are some of my favorite quotes from the movie. Enjoy! :D

Isaac: Behold, a dream did come to me, and the Lord did show all of this to me.
Corn-Children: Praise God! Praise the Lord!
Isaac: A time of tribulation has come. A test, the Final Test, is at hand.

Malachai: What has the Lord commanded?

Isaac: In my dream the Lord came to me... It was He Who Walks Behind the Rows. I fell on my knees in terror, and hid my eyes, lest the fearfulness of His face strike me dead! He told me all that has since happened; He said, "Joseph has taken his things and fled this happy place, because the worship of Me is no more upon him. So take you his life, and spill his blood like water upon the earth! But let not his flesh pollute the corn; cast him instead upon the road!

Malachai: And so it was done. Joseph the Betrayer was cast out!

Isaac: And He Who Walks Behind The Rows did say, "I will send outlanders amongst you: a man and a woman. These outlanders will be unbelievers and profaners of the holy. But they will sorely test you, for they have great power, even greater than that of the Blue Man!Corn-Children: The Blue Man! Yes, the Blue Man!

Isaac: And just as the Blue Man was offered up unto He Who Walks Behind the Rows, so shall be the unbelievers!Malachai:Make sacrifice unto Him! Bring Him the blood of the outlanders!

Corn-Children: Praise God; praise the Lord! Praise God! Praise the Lord!...

Movie Review (The Amityville Horror):

Tonight I'm reviewing The Amity ville Horror, 2005. This movie stars Ryan Reynolds and Melissa George as the married couple George and Kathy Lutz who just bought a river side house. Through out the first 28 days of living in the house George starts hearing voices and seeing "things", he doesn't think much of it cause he doesn't really think anything is wrong. On the 28Th day George finally becomes totally possessed by the house and turns psycho and tries to kill his family. Also a year earlier the family that was living in the house before them, their son started seeing things and hearing voices and ended up killing his entire family. When the cops came and got him he explained that he was possessed and he was hearing voices coming from the house telling him to kill everyone.

What I like about this movie is it's a haunting movie that's based on a true story and I love those kinds of movies. It's also very well put together, each scene follows the last one perfectly without leaving anything out making you think "wait, what just happened?!" The acting was outstanding, those little kids did a great job I was very surprised. Ryan Reynolds also did a amazing job, him being evil was so hott it gave me chills. It was like The Shining meets a super hott possessed Ryan Reynolds.

I give it 5 out of 5 skulls.

Movie Revew (House On Haunted Hill):

Tonight I watched House On Haunted Hill and I think I like the sequel better, Return To House On Haunted Hill. That doesn't mean I didn't like the first one I just prefer the second. House On Haunted Hill was a remake to the 1959 cult classic starring Vincent Price. The movie is about some rich douche bag throwing a birthday party for his bitchy wife. The guest list includes people nobody knows but everyone still shows up. Tell me if you got a birthday party invitation to some person's party that you had no idea who they were would you go? I sure as hell wouldn't. They all show up to party which is being held at an abandoned institute for the criminally insane. Before it became abandoned the evil doctor would take his patients and do tests on them, in other words torture them while his nurses helped and video taped him doing so.

Here's the kicker, the evil doctor looks just like Hitler! hahaha Hitler, it seriously made my night. While Dr. Hitler was doing his "tests" all of the patients decided to riot against the doctor and his nurses which ended up bloody. Back in the present day rich douche bag tells all his guest that he will pay them each 5 Million dollars if they all stay and spend the night. Come night fall and that's when things start to get freaky. They all start seeing things that aren't there, seeing Dr Hitler and the crazy patients that ends in them fighting each other trying to survive. At the end of the movie you actually see the ghost that's trying to kill everyone but it's not scary just retarded special effects. I give this movie 3 1/2 out 5 skulls.

Sparkle This Bitch! (Daybreakers Review):

Me and my sister went to see the movie Daybreakers, and I have to say that this movie is by far the BEST vampire movie of all time. Eat that Twilight! After Twilight came out it ruined vampires for me. It took one of the greatest horror monsters ever created and turned it into a wussy little emo boy(s) who sparkle in the sunlight.

Give me a break, I've liked vampires way before Twilight ever came out and way before liking vampires was cool, but after that I was ashamed to admit that I like vampires cause of it. Daybreakers was ten times better then I thought it would be and it's about vampires how they should be. I'll tell you a little bit about the movie so I dont ruin it cause I really think everyone should go see it, it's just that good. The movie is based in the year 2019 where a virus hit America and turned everyone into vampires and there's hardly any humans left.

The only way they can survive is of course drinking human blood, but how can they when there's hardly any humans left you ask?! Well a blood doctor who is played by Ethan Hawke and who is the main guy and vampire tries to come up with a subsitute for human blood. I know I've peaked your curiousity so go see it cause this is how REAL vampires are and how they were meant to be, not sparkling in the sunlight and falling for the clumsy albino girl.

I give this movie 5 out of 5 Skulls. It was pretty damn awesome.

When Horror Meets Fashion Pt 2:

This is the perfect sun dress to where outside. Sun dresses don't have to be pink or yellow and this dress is just beautiful, this is definitely on my list of things to buy. What I love about this dress is it has all the classic horror monsters on the dress. Swamp thing, Dracula, Wolf Man, The Mummy. Dress by Paper Doll Productions

If you love zombies then your going to love this shirt. It's a long sleeve shirt that features a big zombie face on the front of the shirt with a lace bow at the top to add that girly flare, it's so epic. Shirt by Iron Fist

This is another dress that features all the classic horror monsters but instead of having the pictures all over the dress their at the bottom of the dress and around the waist. Dress by Paper Doll Productions

Ahh Zombie Love!! The first time I saw these shoes I almost died! Their absolutely wonderful and whoever came up with the idea of these shoes should be President. Shoes by Iron Fist

You can find all these radtastic items at http://www.toofastonline.com/
or you can get them from Iron Fist clothing website. http://www.ironfistclothing.com/

Like To Read? Love Horror Movies?, Love To Laugh??

Then you have to read "How to survive a horror movie" It is one of the most funniest books I have ever read. The book actually teaches you what to do and what not to do in a horror movie. What I love about this book is that it talks about all the great horror movies and what you need to do if you end up getting caught in one of those movies. Talks about if you find yourself in a cornfield (Children of the corn) all you have to do is dress really slutty cause their all religious and they'll freak out cause they dress like their polygamists and that will be a shock to see. If that doesn't work just make pot brownies and feed it to them and once their all doped up on the brownies that's when you get the hell out of there before He who walks behind the rows gets you.

It also talks about the classic horror movie character stereotypes. When you watch a horror movie you could always point out at least 2 of these characters cause every horror movies have them. What I like to do is when I'm at work and when I'm really bored which is at night cause it gets slow at self check out at night I like to look at all the customers and I imagine what character they would be and if they would survive a horror movie. They wouldn't. Here is the list of the horror movie stereotypes and see which one you are. I've been thinking about writing a how to book on what to do in a horror movie. It'll be different from this one cause it's written by me and the world needs to hear it from a Scream Queen's perspective

1: The nice guy with the Monosyllabic first name
2: The slutty goth chick
3: The virginal cop's/priest's/richest man in town's daughter
4: The nerd (or Nebbish Jew)
5: The Congenial fat guy (or deputy)
6: The sex crazed A-hole (or Italian)
7: The Black guy who buys it 20 minutes in
8: The black guy's girlfriend who buys it 24 minutes in.

I'm number 2. :D

Top 5 Horror Villains

On my other horror blog I did a survey to see who was the #1 horror villain and I posted the results with the top 5. I decided to do the survey on Facebook since I had more friends on there but it kind of was a bust and didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. I might do the survey again on this blog and post the new results but then again I might not cause I don't have very many readers on here. That being said I decided to post the results on here so everyone can see what people have voted.



5: Hannibal Lecter. Love me some cannibals!

4: Micheal Myers. He's such a iconic horror villain, he HAD to be on the list.

3: Leatherface. What's better then some psyhco skinning people's skin and wearing it? Nothing, you don't get any creepier then that.

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2: Pennywise The Clown. This dude scared the living shit out of me when I was little, he's definitely a bad mofo.

*1:* Freddy Krueger. No I did not choose him. He was the one who got the most votes, I'm not surprised, he's amazing.




Even though Dr. Evil didn't make the list I just had to give him some recognition cause you have to admit that he's pretty bad ass. :D plus my brother in law mentioned him lol.

The Review You've All Been Waiting For. (A Nightmare On Elm Street Remake Review):

A Nightmare on Elm Street hits theatres today and since I'm such a horror Scream Queen I went to the midnight showing. Right when we got there, there was already a huge line waiting to get in luckily I bought our tickets online so it wasn't sold out. A few people were even dressed up as Freddy Krueger and I wore my Freddy shirt (I forgot to bring my camera for pictures, sorry) What I liked about this movie was that they added a couple of things from the original and they had some lines from the other nightmare movies which was really cool. In a Nightmare On Elm Street all the kids start having the same dream about this man named Fred Krueger once they figure that out people start dropping like flies. They soon realize that they all had connection to each other before high school but none of their parents will admit to anything cause their trying to hide "something" from their kids.

This movie was ten times better then I thought it would be and I was very impressed with it. I loved it so much , it was seriously the best remake ever. I was so worried that they were going to ruin this movie and kill Freddy Krueger but they did a great job. Jackie Earle Haley wasn't as bad as I thought he would be and he did a pretty good job. He still doesn't hold a candle to Robert Englund but he came close and he didn't disappoint. The only problem I have with the new Freddy Krueger was the make up. He looked more like a Asian alien and he didn't really have that much emotion, when he would smile you couldn't really tell if he was or wasn't.

The remake was darker and more twisted then the original. In this movie the kids knew Freddy before he died when they were younger but in the original they didn't know him before they just found out what their parents did to him. In the remake they tell you more of what he did to the kids, in the first one all you know that he was a child murderer that's it but in the remake they go more into detail of what he did. They didn't really say what he did but you could read between the lines cause it was really obvious of what he did. Freddy was more evil and mean in this movie as to Robert Englund in the first one. Robert didn't really talk that much in the 1984 movie, in the sequels he becomes more cocky and a smart ass and Jackie Earle Haley's Freddy wasn't that at all and when I think about it his Freddy fit more with the remake then Robert's Freddy. Robert Englund is still the best Freddy ever made but Jackie did a good job.

I just like to say that there is going to be a sequel to this movie which is really exciting cause the movie was awesome. When I heard about that on FEARnet awhile ago I started thinking if they were going to do the sequel as a remake of the second Nightmare movie or if their going to do it like the Halloween sequel Rob Zombie did. I think their just going to do it like Rob did cause the second Nightmare movie wasn't good enough to be remade cause it was extremely cheesy and let's talk about the Gay innuendo. "He's inside of me!! Oh God, he's inside of me!!" Hahahaha. All in all this movie was kick ass and everyone should see it cause they did a great job in remaking this movie. I give this movie 5 out of 5 Skulls.

I Spit On Your Grave:

Just watched the trailer for the remake of "I spit on your grave" and I have to say that this movie looks pretty damn good. The movie is about a girl who seeks bloody revenge on her attackers. If your going to get revenge on someone who hurt you then you have to make it bloody, it's not called sweet revenge for nothing. head over to FEARnet to watch the trailer if you haven't already. This is one movie I'll be seeing on opening night.

Not So Crazy About The Crazies! The Crazies Review:

It took me awhile to finally make a review on the movie The Crazies, I'm not sure why it took me this long but I think it has to do with the fact of how disappointed I was with how this film turned out. It's about a town Ogden Marsh that got infected with a virus that turns everyone into crazy killing zombies, which leads a husband and wife with their two friends trying to escape the town without getting killed. I was so excited to see this movie cause it looked so good and it was about zombies but after the movie I was mad cause it wasn't even close to being as good as I thought it would be and it wasn't about zombies at all! The virus turned people into crazy savages hint the title The Crazies. I was told this movie was a zombie movie so you could imagine how pissed I was when I found out it wasn't. A lot of people have the wrong definition of what really makes a zombie.

In order for someone to become a zombie they have to die first then come back from the dead. They are not considered a zombie unless there's a form of death with the person. Just cause they look like a zombie and kill people that doesn't make them a zombie. They have to die first then come back from the dead and end up eating people in order to survive, everybody knows that well not everybody. This is the type of movie that when you see the trailer you get so excited to see it cause it looks so good but the actual movie sucked. That tends to happen a lot with movie nowadays they put all the good parts in the trailer and leave them out of the main movie so the movie ends up bombing.

The reason why the movie bombed besides the fact that they kept all the good parts in the trailer and out of the main movie is it wasn't even scary. I didn't jump or get scared at all even though nothing really scares me this movie still wasn't scary it was just plain boring. It was so boring I couldn't help but drift off into my own little dream world cause it wasn't grabbing my attention and it wasn't entertaining or even funny. It was blah just blah and I will not see it again or buy it.

I give this movie 1 1/2 out of 5 Skulls

Movie Review (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre):

It took me awhile to finally watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre which is weird cause Leatherface is one of the most iconic killers in the horror industry to date. In my opinion Leatherface is the most (one of the most) scariest killer(s) and he doesn't get enough recognition like he should. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is about a group of kids on a road trip where they find this girl walking along the side of the road and the girl is all beat up and she looks like hell. They pick her up and she starts ranting "they're dead!, they're all dead!" she pulls out a gun and shoots herself in the head, brains splatters everywhere. Very nice death scene.

They all decide to stop by the nearest town to report the death cause they knew it was the right thing to do. Ha! they just didn't want to dump the body in a lake cause that's just sad and they didn't want to drive around with a dead body in the back of their car. I don't know what the problem is cause I drive around with dead bodies in the back of my car all the time ;)

Once they get to the town they find a house of a local and uses his phone to call the sheriff, since he decides to take his sweet ass time to come down to the house the kids invite themselves to take a tour of the house when suddenly the doors open and out pops you guessed it Leatherface! They soon realize they've been being stalked by a family of crazed killers who can only afford to eat what they kill. Love me some cannibals! Leatherface takes creepy to a whole new level. He takes his victims, kills them and skins them and he uses all the skin from his victims and makes a body suit out of it, talk about creepy. I like it! Even though this is the remake and I haven't seen the 1974 original I still liked this movie a lot I will definitely look into watching the original cause after Freddy Krueger Leatherface is my favorite horror villain. If you like gorey slasher movies then this is a must see movie. I give this movie 5 out of 5 Skulls.

Movie Review (Halloween, 1978):

I was thinking to myself (that happens a lot) the other day of how I thought it was funny that I saw Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween before I saw the original. Well I finally saw it and I hate to say that I was disappointed in the movie. Yes, I know that this movie came out in 1978 but there were a lot of horror movies that came out in the 70's that were actually good. i.e. The Omen, The Exorcist, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The beginning was weird and could be done better. Little Micheal Myers standing on the sidewalk in a clown suit with a dazed look on his face holding a knife. Oh yeah nothing's weird about that, I stand on the sidewalk with a dazed look on my face holding a knife all the time, nobody comes to see what's up with me cause their use to it. The movie follows out with Laurie Strode being stalked by grown up Micheal.
Laurie decides to babysit on Halloween night instead of going out with her friends to party. IDIOT!! If it was me I'd hang out with my friends cause babysitting on Halloween night is basically signing you're death certificate. Funny enough this movie was originally titled The Babysitters Murders haha! The movie continues with Laurie running around the house screaming trying to get away from Micheal while delivering really bad acting skills. I didn't believe it one bit, I didn't believe she was actually scared for her life, well she was I just didn't feel scared for her like I usually do in horror movies. That's what happens when you have actors and actresses who can't act. What made me mad about this movie is when Laurie and Micheal were fighting she pulled off Micheal's mask and it revealed his face which is a HUGE NO NO!!! You never under any circumstances take off the mask of the villain.

If that happens the movie might as well be over right there cause that just ruins the whole entire movie. I can't believe they did that, the villain isn't scary anymore when his mask is off that's why they wear one in the first place. When the killer is wearing a mask and runs around with a knife every one's scared cause they have no idea who it is and of course their going to be scared of a person wearing a mask running around with knife, only crazy people who like to kill do that, duh. This movie was very boring and hard to get into, I give it props for giving birth to one of the most iconic horror villains and cult classic favorites but the remake was WAY better. I even thought the sequels were better then the first movie but hey that's just me.

I give this movie 3 out of 5 Skulls.

Movie Review ( The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Beginning):

I really liked The Texas Chainsaw Massacre so I decided to watch the sequel, The Beginning and eh it was okay. It wasn't bad but it wasn't as good as the first one. It was the same old storyline but some added features. In the first part of the movie it shows Leatherface's mom at the slaughter house giving birth to him. Then it shows a timeline of his life till the present day of 1973. What I like about this movie is it shows how Leatherface became who he is. And it has a much hotter cast then the first movie did. The group of kids are on road trip to Mexico before the guys go off to Vietnam. While driving, some bad ass chick on a motorcycle drives up behind them waving a shotgun telling them to pull over. Eric goes to get his gun out of the glove department while he's at the wheel and doesn't see the big fat cow in the middle of the road! In fact none of the idiots saw the cow, I mean really? Is it really that hard to see a big ass cow that happens to be in the middle of the road that your driving on?

You probably know what happens next, the poor cow gets hit and the car tumbles over knocking out one the girls into a field of grass. That's when Officer Hoyt shows up to "help" them. Good'ole officer of the law shoots the biker chick and takes the kids back to his house and that's where they meet Leatherface and the rest of the crazy freaks. This movie is more graphic in the gore then the first one which is two thumbs up with me. It also shows Leatherface skinning the guy's face off of his skull and wearing it. The first movie you didn't see him skinning the people very well, all you see is Leatherface with his "new" face on.

What I don't get is why didn't LF just go off on his own? Why stay with his psycho uncle who is obviously verbally abusive. He's bigger then all of them so of course he could take them out but instead he stays with them letting himself get brainwashed into thinking the world is evil and people are only here to make fun of him and torture him. The only down side of this movie is he didn't use his chainsaw till the very end of the movie. I know it's called the beginning but if he's not going to use it till the end or not at all then maybe it shouldn't be called CHAINSAW Massacre. I'm just saying.

I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

Movie Review (Leprechaun):

Me and my friend's had a movie night and we watched Leprechaun and I have to say that movie is delightful. Definitely my cup of tea, the movie had that touch of sick and twisted mixed with a smart ass Leprechaun. The movie is about a man named Dan O'Grady returning to the U.S. after stealing a Leprechaun's pot of gold. He thinks he can just relax and enjoy his new found wealth but nope! If you steal a Leprechaun's pot of gold do you really think he's not going to want it back? Well he does and he's pissed, never make a Leprechaun mad cause they'll kill you. I mean it, they totally will. Dan O'Grady shoots the Leprechaun which stuns him and he puts him in a wooden box and nails it up so he can't get out. Dan dies along with his wife and his house gets put up for sale. I think about a year later a father and daughter moves into the house and the daughter Tory who is played by Jennifer Aniston becomes friends with the kids next door.

One of the kids (Ozzie) heads to the basement for more paint since their all painting the house. He starts hearing a girl's voice coming from some wooden box in the corner of the room. You forgot about the Leprechaun didn't you? He's still there and that's no girl in the wooden box it's really the Leprechaun pretending to be a little girl. The kid opens the box and out pops the Leprechaun and he threatens to bite off the kid's ear if he gets in his way. Ozzie runs out of the basement screaming "A Leprechaun is in the basement ahhhhh!!" Oh no he's not crazy, I'm sure there's Leprechauns in every one's basement. Ozzie later finds a stash of gold and instantly knows where it came from and of course he keeps it thinking it's the rule that if you find a Leprechaun's gold you get to keep it. I'm sorry but the finders keepers thing doesn't work in this situation.

The movie continues with the kids trying to escape from the Leprechaun but it doesn't work out that well for them. You can't out run a Leprechaun, they might be small but those little fuckers can run. They throw him into a well along with a bomb to blow him up but that doesn't work cause there like 5 sequels and they all pretty much sucked. Number 2 was good and 3 where he's in Vegas is awesome but Leprechaun in space and in DA Hood and in DA Hood part 2 give me a break! I swear Hollywood horror lost it's spunk even in the early 90's and by the looks of it, it's not getting any better. I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

This old Lep, he played one. He played pogo on his lung. - Leprechaun

Movie Review (Stephen King's IT):

This movie is the only movie I can remember scaring the shit out of me when I was little. Growing up we weren't aloud to watch scary movies cause it would give us nightmares, Momma knows best. I would sneak the movie into my room so I could watch it then I would run out crying cause it scared me lol. When I got older and into horror movies I would watch IT all the time cause I loved it and it was actually pretty good. It still has some creepy parts like when the voice is coming out of the sink saying "Help me, help me" in a disturbing voice, that part still gets me. It's about a group of kids who become friends cause their kinda the outcast in school and people nicknamed them the "Losers club" They start talking about how they each had experiences with IT, some didn't want to believe it cause it's not humanly possible for something like this to happen but it is and he's coming for you.

One afternoon their all hanging out in the woods by the dam they built looking through a old book of pictures taken in the 1800's. They turn the page and see that Pennywise The Dancing Clown is in all the pictures. The main character Bill yells out "IT!, IT!". "IT" turns the page to one page where it comes to life and he tells the kids that no matter what they do their all going to die and he is their worst dream come true and he is what nightmares are made of. I thought that was Freddy Krueger? Hmmmm.... The kids ban together and decide to kill this damn clown after all, they go down to the water cellar in the woods and catch IT and that's when Bev shoots IT in the head with a sliver "bullet". Pennywise jumps down the drain where the kids can't chase after him and makes sounds like he's dying. They all make a pact that if he's not really dead they'll come back to finish the job.

30 years later and their all grown up and guess who's back and ready to kill?! You guessed IT ha! They return to Derry all except Stan for the obvious reasons. They talk about the memories they have from beings kids and about Pennywise. Talking about how all the grown ups in Derry didn't see what was going on and they didn't know that their kids needed help, all they knew was their kids were being kidnapped nothing else. The only reason why they knew what was going on was because they could see IT and when you grow up you stop believing. The kids excuse me I mean the grown up kids head back to where they last saw IT and that's when they fight for their lives and kill Pennywise The Dancing Clown. What I didn't like about this movie was the end, when he's not in his human form as a clown he's actually a freakin spider! I mean come on! A spider, really? Whatever, I thought that part was kinda cheesy and Stephen King should of thought about something other then a damn spider. Hey he knows what he's doing cause they don't call him the Master Of Horror for nothing. I give this movie 4 1/2 out of 5 Skulls.

BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too! - IT

Review: The Haunting In Connecticut:

I bought the movie "The Haunting In Connecticut" since I haven't seen it and I've been wanting to see it cause it's right up my alley. My main favorite things in horror are Zombies and anything demonic like demons, spirits, witches, haunting's, the devil etc. I get home from work and hung out in my room and watched the movie. Yeah I know your probably thinking why the hell are you watching a horror movie by yourself? I watch horror movies in my dark room all alone as a hobby so don't mess with me lol.

I have to say this movie was very well done. My only problem with it was it kinda dragged, it didn't start getting intense till the middle to the end of the movie. I didn't think this movie was really scary but it was kinda creepy and with me there's a difference between being scary and creepy. The end was the most intense for me with what Matt was trying to do and with him having cancer.

The movie's about a family living with their son who has cancer and the mom wanted to move to a different house in Connecticut that was closer to the hospital. The mom finally finds a house and was so excited to move in cause she thought it was perfect. Ha! sucker! The character Matt who has cancer was looking through the house with his younger bother and they stumble across a secret room that they didn't know was there. They decide to explore and soon realize that the secret room was actually a morgue and the house use to be a funeral parlor. Home sweet home!

Matt later starts seeing and hearing things which is kinda like The Amity Ville Horror. The mom contacts a priest and he explains that a lot of people with a terminal illness like cancer are a open door to spirits contacting them. The movie continues with Matt trying to get rid of the spirits in the house. The actors in this movie are outstanding and did a very great job. Kyle Gallner played the cancer character Matt and he did a wonderful job and not bad to look at either. Mmmmmm, he is yummy.

Review: Orphan

Me and my sister went on a double date with two guys I work with and we went to see the movie Orphan. I was very excited to see this movie cause it looked so good. This movie was ten times better then I ever thought it would be. It's about this couple who adopt a 9 year old girl named Esther and soon realize that she's not so innocent as she may seem to be. There start to be accidents which leads up to deaths and Esther is always in the middle of it.

In the trailer it said you would never guess her secret and it's right. I went with the obvious and thought she was the devil's daughter like Damien in the Omen cause she acts just like him, but let me tell you I was way off. I wont tell you what her secret is in case you go see it but whatever theory you might have of the secret it's most likely wrong cause it's something that wouldn't even come across your mind. I was speechless when it told everyone what was up with Esther cause it was nothing compared to what I was thinking of and your like "who would of thought of that?!"

I absolutely loved this movie, it was so awesome. I don't ever clap in movies cause I think clapping in movies is freakin stupid, but this movie was so good I actually clapped in it. I was very impressed with everything about this movie, I also liked how they put a deaf little girl in the movie. Being hearing impaired and partly deaf myself it's always nice to see when they include deafness in a movie. This was the best horror movie of 2009 hands down and I was very pleased. I give this movie 5 out of 5 skulls.