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Jumat, 19 November 2010

Review "Carrie":

I know it's been awhile since I wrote a review but the problem I've been having for the past couple of weeks has been a mixture of writer's block and laziness. I watched the wonderful movie "Carrie" on Halloween and I must say that this movie hits very close to home. I've always said if my high school experience was a movie it would be titled "Carrie" I feel for Carrie, I understand her pain and her feelings. I don't think there was anything wrong with what she did to her classmates (to a point ;D), I simply think it was just self defense. Come on if you were constantly tortured by you're classmates every single day and you had a religious psycho mom you would have a mental breakdown too. It starts out with all the girls playing volleyball in gym and Carrie being shy and socially awkward she missed the ball so the other team won so of course her team mates were mad and started yelling at her and one of the girls hit Carrie on the head with her gym hat. It's a freakin volleyball game in gym class give Carrie a break. Talk about poor sportsmanship.

Their all taking a shower after gym and it shows all the girls running around the locker room naked and it shows Carrie in the shower. While she's washing her legs blood starts running down her legs and it gets on her hands while she's washing herself. She sees the blood and freaks out cause she doesn't know what's going on and she hasn't had her period before so she runs out of the shower screaming and tries to get one of the girls to help her, but since their all bitches you know what they did? That's right instead of helping her they all started to tease her chanting "plug it up." The gym teacher pushes all the girls away to comfort Carrie and she calms her down. The teacher talks with the principle about what happened and had Carrie come in to talk to them and told her that she had permission to go home. The stupid principle kept calling her Cassie even though the gym teacher told him several times that her name was Carrie. After talking to Carrie while it was starting to get to her he calls her Cassie and she yells out "It's Carrie!" and his lamp on his desk breaks and she runs out of his office. While Carrie is walking home some stupid little boy is riding around on his bike and decides to taunt Carrie so he rode by Carrie yelling "Creepy Carrie, creepy Carrie!"

Once he did that Carrie looks at him and he looses control of his bike and he fell off. That was the funniest thing I ever saw, I laughed so hard. After Carrie gets home it shows her mom Margret at Sue's house to preach the word of Christ. I hate people like that which is why I never answer the door :D Margret talks to Sue's mom and she, like me isn't interested in hearing about "her" opinion on religion. Margret walks towards the door to leave then turns around and says "I pray that you find Jesus" and I pray that you find sanity. She heads home and the phone rings, it's the school letting her know what happened. She calls Carrie to come down stairs and explains she's a woman now and starts quoting the bible telling Carrie to repeat what she says and when Carrie wont she would hit her with the bible. After that she tells her it's time to pray for forgiveness and she drags Carrie kicking and screaming to the closet where she locks her in there and not letting her out till she stays in there for a long time praying. No wonder she snapped. The next day all the girls except Carrie are on the track field where the gym teacher is yelling at them for what they did to Carrie and told them that their punishment is a week detention and if they miss one day they wont be able to go to prom.

It continues to show the girls in detention then the main snotty girl Chris aka "Head Bitch" gets pissed and refuses to show up for the rest of the scheduled detention so of course she's not able to go to prom. Sue convinces her boyfriend Tommy to ask her to the prom cause she thought it would be nice and help Carrie. Out of all the girls that teased Carrie Sue is the only one to actually feel bad and try to make it right. You go girl! Tommy tries to ask her out but she keeps turning him down since she thinks he's just trying to make fun of her. Throughout the movie she notices that she's able to do things with her mind and she begins to read books about it and realizes she's not the only one who has that gift. She gets home and tells her mom that a boy asked her to prom and her mom tells her she can't go which makes Carrie upset and she pushes her mom with her mind and tells her that she's going and there's nothing she can do about it. Chris tells her boyfriend Billy that she wants to make Carrie pay so they head out to a farm and they kill one of the pigs. Carrie gets ready for the prom and her mom walks in the room and tells her that she can see her dirty pillows, Carrie informs her that their just breasts and every woman has them.

She heads off to the prom and she's having the time of her life then they announce the king and queen of the prom which ended up being Tommy and Carrie. They get up on stage where they give her a crown and flowers and she stands there smiling then suddenly it shows Chris under the stage holding a long rope. She lets go of the rope which drops a bucket of pig blood all over Carrie and everyone just stands there in shock at what just happened then one of Chris' friends begins to laugh and Carrie begins to hear her mother's voice in her head saying over and over again their all going to laugh at you then she totally snaps and begins to set the prom on fire. Everyone is running around screaming trying to get out of the building and a lot of them ended up dying including Tommy. Carrie is walking home while drenched in blood and it shows Chris and Billy driving in the car behind Carrie and Chris steps on the gas and tries to run her over but Carrie hurry and turns around and makes the car tumble over and burst into flames. Don't ever try to mess with a girl who has special powers, she'll kill you. She gets home and takes a bath to get the blood off of her and explains to her mom that everyone was laughing at her and it was bad.

Margret tells Carrie about how she fell in love with a guy when she was a teenager and she ended up having sex with him and she liked it but she ended up feeling dirty and vile and guilty once she got pregnant. After that she vowed to live her life spreading the word of Christ which is why she started being a crazy religious freak. She hugs Carrie and ends up stabbing her and Carrie falls down the stairs. Margret walks down and tries to stab her again but Carrie uses her mind to make all of the knives in the kitchen to fly towards her mom and kills her. Once she clues into what happened she hugs her mom screaming and crying that she was dead. Even though her mom was abusive Carrie still loved her. All that pain fuming out of Carrie makes the house catch on fire killing Carrie and her mom. Later it shows Sue's mom talking on the phone about what happened at the prom and how Sue is sleeping a lot which the Doctor says is normal considering what she's been through. It switches to a dream that Sue is having, she walks up to Carrie's grave to put some flowers on it then Carrie's hand pops out of the ground and grabs Sue's arm. She wakes up screaming and crying and her mom tries to calm her down then the scene fades away and the credits roll up.

I really loved this movie and it made me feel like I was just like Carrie. Even though I don't have any special powers I still got teased and made fun of by my class mates in school and it made my life a living hell. To this day I'm still surprised that I never had a mental breakdown. In a lot of ways me and Carrie are a lot alike which is why I understand how she felt and why she did what she did. Sometimes constant bullying will drive you to you're breaking point and you end up doing things you never thought you would do. This is why you should never bully another person cause you never know if their going to end up killing all the people who bullied them or killing themselves. My sister told me that I was the type of person who would go to their high school reunion to murder everyone. Hahahaha that comment made my day. I give this movie 5 out of 5 skulls.

Rabu, 03 November 2010

Top 20 Favorite Horror Movies:

I've been wanting to do a Top 20 Favorite Horror Movies post for awhile now but I just haven't found the time to get around to making it. After reading The Girl Who Loves Horror Movie's Top 20 post it motivated me to get the ball rolling and finally make my top 20. Here is a list of my top 20 favorite horror movies of all time. These movies I feel need more screen time cause their certainly classics in my opinion. Without further ado do JennyB's Top 20 Favorite Horror Movies!! dun, dun, DUUUUNNNN!!!!





# 20 Turistas: Hostel like film only better.


#19 Orphan: I'm a sucker for evil children movies. Especially when they terrorize a family



#18 Silent Hill: Great adaption of the video game





#17 Carrie: Very nice revenge movie and a must see classic.

#16 Leprechaun: Oh the Irish, hot headed, evil and creepy. A perfect St. Patrick's day movie.





#15 Pumpkinhead 2, Blood Wings: A horror icon that's gone unnoticed and needs some well deserved recognition.




#14 The Lost Boys: The one and only REAL vampire movie. Suck it Twilight!!




#13 Amusement: Everybody hated this movie but I loved it. I'm really into revenge movies and this dosed up the right amount of revenge to satisfy my needs.


#12 Dawn of the Dead: True zombie goodness and one of the best zombie movies out there.





#11 The Devil's Rejects: Rob Zombie sure knows how to make a movie and he did a great job with this one.



#10 House of 1000 Corpses: Crazy psycho family at it's finest.



#9 The Return of the Living Dead: Nothings better then 80's punk rock zombies.





#9 P2: More movies need to be made like this one. Terror has never looked so good.




#7: Freddy Vs. Jason: Two great horror icons battling each other in a winner takes all. What more could you want?!




#6 The Amityville Horror: One of the best haunting movies EVER





#5 My Bloody Valentine 3D: Now this one is a classic pure and simple.





#4 House on Haunted Hill: Evil loves to party and so do I!




3# The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Great movie with a wonderful look on how a true killer was made.


#2 A Nightmare on Elm Street: One of the best horror movies and horror villains hands down.




#1 Children of the Corn: Love, love, love this movie! Like I said before I'm a sucker for evil children movies and this one is fantastic. It may be cheesy but who cares it came out in the 80's. I don't care what anyone says, Children of the Corn is bad ass.


Senin, 01 November 2010

Review: The Human Centipede:

Yay! I finally got to watch The Human Centipede and............ it wasn't as great as I thought it would be. Damn it, I need to stop doing that. I go to the theatre or I rent a movie and watch it with high expectations only to be let down in the end and upset that my dreams were crushed. I wanted to watch this movie because it's meant to shock people and to give them the WTF feeling but I didn't get that at all. I love movies that shock people and make you say WTF because I live to shock people and I love how they think I'm a crazy person, it's a adrenaline rush that you just can't beat. I've heard a lot of talk about this movie on FEARnet and other blog sites that I started getting really excited to see this movie to the point that I got obsessed. I wasn't able to watch this movie on demand cause my mom heard what it was about so she banned me from watching it in the house, well I redbox it a couple of days ago and watched it when I got home from work. The opening scene was really dumb and I didn't like how it turned out, just the camera showing the highway and all the cars driving around.

After that it shows Dr. Heiter in his car waiting for someone to stop. A truck driver pulls up ahead of him and gets out of his car and walks into the field to take a dump. Sexy. Dr. Heiter pulls out his dart gun and shoots him and stuffs him into his car and drives off home. We're now introduced to the two American girls Lindsay and Jenny located in Germany getting ready in their hotel to go out to a night club. Their on their way to the night club but they end up getting lost since they don't know directions and they don't speak German. They get a flat tire so they wait in their car to figure out what to do when a car drives up along side of them. Lindsay asks the guy if he knows anyone who could help them but all he does is tells them in German how he wants to bang them. Dirty fat man. Jenny pulls out her German book to figure out what he's saying then realizes that he said fuck to them so they start freaking out rolls up the window. As their sitting in their car the guy is still staring at them and wiggling his tongue at them since he's a perverted old man.

He drives away and Lindsay and Jenny decide to get out and walk to find a pay phone. They walk through the woods as it starts to rain and Jenny is having a bitch fit since she's tired and lazy and she doesn't want to walk anymore, suck it up you baby and keep walking. They find a house and run to it knocking on the door. Dr. Heiter looks out the window to see who it is then he opens his door to find Lindsay and Jenny standing there soaking wet with their make up running down their face. He invites them in and Lindsay asks if he can call the car services so he does and he offers them a drink so they say just water. I swear they have to be the DUMBEST girls I have ever seen. If your in a strange house with a creepy man and he offers you a drink say no thank you, you don't have to say sure cause your afraid of sounding rude cause you know he's going to drug your drink all the signs are there. He gets the glasses and fills them with water as he's talking to himself in German acting like he's calling the car services to fool the girls, he spikes the girls drinks with the rape drug (told you!) and walks out and tells them it will be 30 Min's till the car services comes and he hands the girls the drinks. They drink the water and Jenny passes out while Lindsay is freaking out cause she doesn't know what's going on so Dr. Heiter explains what he did so Lindsay tries to make a run for it but can't since she's drugged up.

Dr. Heiter grabs her and injects some kind of drug into her neck to knock her out since she didn't drink as much of the drugged water as Jenny did. They wake up to find themselves strapped to a hospital bed in his basement that's designed as a operating room with the truck driver in the bed next to them. Dr. Heiter walks over to the truck driver and tells him that he's not the right match so he has to kill him so he injects a drug into his I.V. that stops his heart. He grabs the guy and buries him in his back yard. I like his style. He kidnaps a Japanese man named Katsuro straps him in a hospital bed next to the girls. He puts on a slide show and begins to tells them that he specialized in separating Siamese twins and now he wants to unleash his ultimate fantasy by connecting the three patients together via their gastric systems to bring to life the first ever Human Centipede. And people say I have some sick fantasies? Ha yeah right, my fantasies look like puppy dogs and rainbows compared to this nut. He injects the patients to get them ready for surgery but Lindsay breaks loose and runs away, Dr. Heiter runs after her but she locks herself in a room trying to find a way out. She ends up being able to get Jenny out drags her outside since she's already knocked out but Dr. Heiter shoots Lindsay with a dart gun and she falls to the ground.

He begins the surgery and starts connecting Lindsay, Jenny and Katsuro to each other and once it's all over he brings them to his living room where he can get a better look at his masterpiece with Katsuro being in front and Lindsay in the middle, Jenny in the back. He takes them outside to teach them to bring him the news paper but Katsuro wont do it and keeps dropping the news paper when he would but it in his mouth, dude if you want something to bring you the new paper then go out and buy yourself a dog you don't need to make a human centipede you freako. Later on cops show up at his house telling them that there have been complaints from people that they heard a american girl screaming in his back yard but Dr. Heiter denys everything and tries to give them water so he can drug them too. The main cops tells the Doctor that he's going to go get a search warrant cause he knows he's full of crap and he can tell something is wrong. Till then Katsuro stabs Dr. Heiter in the foot and bites his cheeks and pulls some skin off and they run well not really run they waddle away into a room trying to find a way out. Dr. Heiter traps them in the room and Katsuro cries out how he was a bad person and he left his family and children and he didn't live the life he should but he didn't think he deserved this type of punishment so he cuts his throat with a broken piece of glass.

After that the cops show up with a search warrant and begins to search the house to find Dr. Heiter and they open the door to see The Human Centipede and he freaks out because that is a shock to see and he runs to find the Doctor and he finds him in his pool room but the Doctor shoots the cop and kills him and the other cops runs up and Dr. Heiter shoots him as well but the cop was able to shoot Dr. Heiter in the head killing him and the two cops fall into the pool dead while Dr. Heiter is dead up against the wall. Meanwhile Lindsay and Jenny are still in the room since they can't go any where cause Katsuro is dead and Jenny ends up dying so it's just Lindsay by herself with no where to go then the screen goes black and the credits show up. I will admit that this movie wasn't terrible and I was pleased with it and I did enjoy it but It wasn't how I thought it would be. I was expecting this to be a sick and twisted movie with me thinking WTF throughout it but I didn't. I found out later that redbox cut out a scene where they were all outside and Katsuro really had to go to the bathroom so he ended up taking a dump in Lindsay's mouth and she had to swallow it. It made me mad when I found out that they cut it out even though I didn't really want to see someone taking a dump in someone else's mouth but come on that could of gave me the WTF reaction that I was looking for.

If I'm going to rent a movie then I want to see it how it came out in the theatres not some damn edited movie. Redbox shouldn't be aloud to edited movies and cut out certain scenes cause it's not fair and it's a rip off I want the whole package. If their going to cut out scenes then they should have two versions of the movie with one saying edited version and the other one saying unrated version. Damn you redbox! I read the trivia facts on IMDB and it said that some of the scenes in the movie were so controversial that some people actually got up and walked out during the screening. While watching the movie I couldn't help but ask myself what scenes were so controversial??? I didn't think any of the scenes were controversial, sure it was the type of movie that could rub someone the wrong way but not enough to make someone actually leave the theatre. I was pretty bummed out to the fact that this movie wasn't as "controversial" as a lot of people were thinking and I think that people are just easily offended that they'll take any little thing that shocks you and makes you think "What the hell?!" to get offended. People just need to pull the stick out of their asses cause this movie wasn't as bad and sick as everyone thought it was. I said it once and I'll say it again, If your not out shocking people then your just plain boring. I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

Rabu, 20 Oktober 2010

Review "Killer Pad":

Oh yeah this movie is killer alright, killer cheesy. I have to admit that the only reason why I even watched this movie was because it was directed by Robert Englund. It wasn't terrible but it wasn't great. It's about 3 guys Doug, Brody and Craig heading to Los Angeles to get away from their parent's house. They get to the apartment where they thought they'd be staying at but the land lord just wanted money and told them that the apartment was all booked up. They talked to a realtor Winnie and she finds them the perfect house, big, beautiful and located on the Hollywood hills. They completely ignore the address 666 perdition road. Their driving to their new house while they see a lonely Mexican walking along side of the road. He tries to tell the boys that their house is possessed by the devil and since he only speaks Spanish the boys didn't understand a word he was saying and thought he was talking about some hot sauce. They move into their new house despite the lonely Mexicans warnings.

They get everything set up in the house while things start acting weird and the boys being stupid didn't notice anything going on. In fact they ignored the whole boiling hole in their basement, they don't even think it could be the portal to Hell no they only have one thing on their mind and that is getting laid by hott girls. Their next door neighbor from down the hill Lucy came to welcome them to the neighborhood and suggest they have a house party so they can meet more people. They print out invitations and send them out to every person they could find including people at the gym, porn stars, girls at confession in the convent. They even had their old friend Backwater to come party with them since he was the major party man back when they were younger. The problem with that plan is Backwater found God and you know what that means he's a total party pooper now. He decides to come to the party anyway since he thinks that will test his faith so he could be able to be strong and fight his temptations. Ha yeah right!

Their party is a hugh success and a crap load of people show up including Joey Lawrence and Andy Milonakis eeww. Lucy brings along two of her friends Jezebel and Delilah. Things start going bad when people end up getting murdered. They hide the bodies thinking it was just some random accidental party death and they go on with their party ignoring the fact that everyone is dropping like flies. Lucy gets Brody into the room alone and tries to seduce him but he finds out that she's really Satan and freaks out but she tries to convince him that everything is okay and they can have parties like this every night, he begins to think that sounds great but then he See's that she has a penis and he runs out screaming getting Doug and Craig telling them what's going on so they find Backwater's bible and reads a line from the bible saying that singing a holy song will cast the evil spirits back to hell, something along those lines. They try singing Silent Night but that doesn't work since they suck at singing and they don't even know the words to the damn song.

Backwater steps in and starts singing Rock N' Roll all night and they were able to cast Lucy, Jezebel and Delilah back to Hell. The house burns down but everyone is able to leave the house safe and alive. Backwater heads off with the group of naughty catholic school girls and Winne stops by to see how they were liking the house and finds out the house is destroyed. She calms the boys down and tells them that she can find them another house takes them to breakfast. While they get into the car Winnie tries to hide her devil tail under her coat but that doesn't work cause you can clearly see it. This movie was major cheesy and the acting was awful. I liked the concept of the movie about how they move into a house that's the portal to Hell and how their hott neighbor is really the devil but other then that the movie didn't do that great. Everything about this movie was cheesy and it wasn't even funny just dumb. Nobody knew how to act in this movie and the only person who actually did a good job acting was Joey Lawrence which is really sad. It's not a terrible movie but it's not a great movie and you can probably watch it about 2 or 3 times with 3 pushing it before it started eating brain cells. I give this movie 2 1/2 out of 5 Skulls.
P.s. Who the hell made that movie poster?! That is THEE worst movie poster I have ever seen, whoever made it had to of been drunk. That is god awful!

Minggu, 03 Oktober 2010

Movie Review, The Shining:

It took me a long time to actually watch The Shining but when I was at work I noticed that the electronics department had horror movies on sale for Halloween and one of them just so happen to be The Shining. The movie starts with the camera "flying" over the lake of Colorado with very eerie music playing which I did enjoy cause it made the movie more creepy. Jack Torrence was on his way to the Overlook Hotel for a interview to be the new caretaker from November to May. Meanwhile back at home Jack's wife Wendy was telling their son Danny about moving to the Overlook Hotel if his dad got the job but Danny wasn't too pleased with this idea and tells his mom that his imaginary friend Tony doesn't want them to move there. Jack's interview goes great and he gets the job as caretaker and one of the workers tells Jack about the old caretaker in the 70's how he suddenly had a mental breakdown and murdered his wife and his two daughters by killing them with an axe.

If someone told me that someone snapped and killed his family while staying at a hotel I wouldn't even want to go into that hotel let alone live there but apparently that didn't scare him since he took the job. While Jack is still at the hotel Danny starts brushing his teeth while talking to his friend Tony then suddenly he starts to have weird flashback of things that happened before but he doesn't know what it is. After that he had a spazz attack so Wendy called the doctor to come check him out but she didn't really find anything wrong with him that's when Wendy and the doctor started talking about his past and how Jack would drink a lot and one night he got drunk and hurt Danny's arm. They get packed up and head off to the Overlook Hotel, once they got there the guy who interviewed Jack was there and gave the whole family a tour of the hotel. Dick Hallorann the hotel's chef offered to give Danny some ice cream while they showed Wendy the other part of the hotel. While Danny was eating the ice cream Dick talks to him about how he was able to talk to his grandmother without even opening his mouth and his grandmother called it "The Shining"

About a month or so goes by and Jack starts showing signs of anger and Danny's flashbacks start getting worse and more intense. Every now and then he would see two twin girls and then he would see them laying on the floor dead with the whole hallway covered in blood with an axe by their body and it shows blood rushing out of the elevator which in fact was my favorite part of the movie. Time goes by and Jack starts to get more hallucinations and his anger starts to sky rocket. He heads down to the bar and starts to have a conversation with the bartender but there is no one in the bar but Jack. He meets Delbert Grady who use to be the caretaker in the 70's who killed his wife and two daughters. Grady tells Jack that Wendy is starting to become a problem and his son is bringing an outside party into the situation and he needs to stop them before they get out of hand. Jack starts yelling at Wendy so she gets a hold of a baseball bat to defend herself and ended up hitting him over the head knocking him out. She locks him in one of the food storage rooms and tries to get Danny out of the hotel since his hallucinations are getting worse day by day.

Jack gets out of the room and gets an axe and starts chopping up the door to get into the room where Wendy was while he's chopping up the door Wendy opens up one of the windows and puts Danny through it and tells him to run and hide. Once he chopped a big hole in the door he sticks his head up against it and says the famous line "Heeeeeres Johnny!" he sticks his hand through the hole of the door to unlock it and Wendy cuts his hand with a knife, Jack leaves to take care of his hand and Wendy runs out of the room to escape the hotel then she starts seeing ghosts of people who stayed in the hotel in the 70's. Jack runs outside sine he could hear Danny out there so he tries to run after him but couldn't find where he was hiding. After trying to find Danny, Jack starts getting tired since being possessed takes a lot out of you and he's running around in the snow then he gets stuck outside and freezes to death. Wendy and Danny drive away from the hotel in a snow tractor and it shows a picture of the Overlook Hotel Ball in the 1920's with Jack standing in front of the crowed wearing a tux then the closing credits appear.

I really liked this movie and it was one of the best Stephen King movies since my personal favorite Children of the Corn. The music was tastefully done and the acting was wonderful. Jack Nicholson did a great job as Jack Torrence. He was mean, cocky and a major douche bag, every time he opened his mouth I had the sudden urge to punch him in the face. Shelley Duval wasl great as Wendy Torrence, even Danny Lloyd was great as Danny Torrence. The acting in this movie was very outstanding for being in that time back in the 80's. My only complaint of this movie was I wish it was more creepy and more dark, it had some creepy parts but the whole movie in general wasn't very creepy and if they remake this movie since I heard rumors they were thinking about it they should make it more dark and creepy then this one. All in all I did enjoy this movie very much and I would watch it again and it's definitely one of the best horror movies of the 80's. I give this movie 4 1/2 out of 5 Skulls.

Minggu, 26 September 2010

A Supernatural Sunday Season 1, Episode 1:

I'm starting a new segment on my blog called A Supernatural Sunday where each Sunday I will be reviewing a episode from the hit horror t.v. show Supernatural staring Jared Padalecki as Sam Winchester and Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester. Today's episode I'm reviewing is the pilot. The episode starts out 22 years ago with Dean being 4 years old and Sam just a little baby. Their mother Mary kisses Sam goodnight and their dad John arrives home from working. Everyone is asleep then Mary gets woken up by hearing Sam crying through the baby monitors. She goes into his room and See's a man standing over Sam's crib. Mary says to the dark figure "John is he hungry?' and the man just says ssshh so she heads down stairs to the kitchen to make him a bottle when she See's John her husband sleeping on the couch with the t.v. on.

She cries out "Sammy!" and runs to his room and then John is suddenly awaken by Mary screaming so he runs up to Sam's room to find Mary pinned to the ceiling caught on fire. He screams out for Mary then Dean runs out of his room wondering what's going on so John grabs Sam out of his crib and hands him to Dean and tells him to go outside and don't look back. Once Dean is outside he looks at the window of Sam's nursery watching the flames flow out. John runs out of the house and grab the two boys and heads away from the house. After that it switches to present day and Sam is now a big boy attending college at Standford and he has a hott girlfriend Jessica to show off. Good job Sammy, good job.

It's Halloween and they head down to a big party in one of the dorms and they talk about how Sam has a interview to extend his full ride at Standford and how they don't really talk about it with his family since his family is "different" Later that night when Sam and Jessica are sleeping Sam wakes up and hears someone stumbling through the basement so gets up and grabs a baseball bat and heads down to the room to check out who is there. He sees the dark figure coming after him so he tries to fight him off then the guy pins Sam to the ground and reveals himself to show that it's his older brother Dean. Dean tells Sam that their father is on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days so they head out to search for their father. While their looking for their father they find out that some guy in the town went missing and later he was found dead in his car with no trace of finger prints or signs of struggle.

The boys pose as Federal marshells to find out what's going on but of course the local cops have no idea what's wrong. They find the victims girlfriend hanging up flyer's of her boyfriend so Sam and Dean walk up to her to ask her some questions about her boyfriend and one of her friends came up to her to help her. They all sit in the diner and talk about how her boyfriend told her that he was going to call her back and never did. Her friend continued to tell the boys about a local legend how a woman was murder on a street up town in the 80's and she hitchhikes and anyone who picks her up is never seen again. Sam and Dean check into a hotel and find out that their dad rented out a room there for a whole month so they break into his room and find out that their dad had already found out about what was going on in the town and it was a woman in white or also known as a weeping woman. On the wall it shows articles of all the missing people through out the country and it showed a article of a woman Constance Whelch who killed herself after her babies were found dead in the bathtub. Dean gets himself arrested since that's what Dean does best so Sam heads off to talk to Constance's husband about his wife's death. After talking about him he realizes that Constance is indeed a woman in white.

A woman is white or a weeping woman is a woman who's husbands were unfaithful and them suffering from temporary insanity murdered their own children then ended up killing themselves. They pry on the men who are unfaithful to their own girlfriends and wives then they kill them. Late at night Sam is driving back to the hotel and See's that Constance is in the back seat of his car telling him to take her home and she locks all of his car doors so he couldn't escape. She tries to kiss him but he yells out "You can't hurt me, I'm not unfaithful!" and she replies "You will be" she presses her hand down on his chest to kill him but Dean shows up shooting her which doesn't kill her it just makes her go away. Sam jumps up and puts the car into drive and says "I'm taking you home" and drives right into the house where Constance and her family use to live. Constance tries to kill the boys but she notices water running down the stairs so she goes to check it out and she See's her two kids standing at the top of the stairs saying "Come home to us mommy" and they swoosh down and grab onto Constance and bring her down into hell or the spirit world whatever you want to call it and the boys are saved. After that Dean wants to keep on hunting but Sam has to get back to school for his interview in the morning so Dean drops him off and Sam's walks into his apartment looking for Jessica.

Sam lays on his bed then something starts dripping onto his head, he opens his eyes to see Jessica pinned to the ceiling and she catches on fire. Dean runs into the apartment since he heard Sam screaming and he grabs Sam and pulls him out of the room before the whole apartment caught on fire. After that it shows them loading up the trunk of Dean's car with guns and Sam says "We have work to do" and closes the trunk and the episode is over. This is one of my favorite episodes of the season and I enjoyed it, I love how it showed what happened to their mom and how it got their dad into hunting and showing what happened to Jessica which ends up motivating Sam into hunting everything evil on their way to find the thing that killed her which is the same with their dad. This is a very good season and a very good t.v. show everyone should check it out especially if your into this kind of thing which I'm pretty sure all of you are. It's like a mini horror movie that's just about 45 Min's long, some say it's an hour but I don't think it's that long. Oh well you be the judge on how long you think it is.


Stay tuned to next weeks episode Wendigo.
*Since this isn't a movie review I'm not going to be doing my Skull ratings on this.*

Rabu, 15 September 2010

Top 10 Creepy Children In Horror Movies:

Why are children so creepy? Is it the way they look? The way they act? The way they laugh or even just the way they smile at you. Nothing is more creepy then a little kid coming after you with a knife and a craze look in their eye. This is why kids shouldn't be aloud to play with sharp objects, screw the fact that they might hurt themselves cause all I care about is if they hurt me. If they're even a smidgen like these kids then we know they're not going to hurt themselves. They're so small that you wont see them coming and they can creep up and get you without even knowing that they were coming after you, dude they could bite your ankles, they're like evil midgets. With the fact that children are so damn creepy I decided to make a post of the top 10 creepy children in horror movies. In my eyes and opinion these are the children that are the creepiest and the one's you need to look out for and be warned about.


Now grab your holy water, bible  and crucifix and feast your eyes on your computer screen, it's time for Jenny Krueger's Top 10 Creepy Children In Horror Movies! dun, dun, DUUUUUNNNNN!!!





10: Henry Evans - The Good Son. The blond hair , blue eyes and that smile. It's so deceiving! Be careful with kids like Henry, just because he can bat those baby blues of his doesn't mean he's all sunshine and rainbows.

9: Esther - The Orphan. If I was that creepy looking I would be angry and kill everyone I can get my hands on too
8: Children - The Children. EEEWW just look at them, they look like death. They murder their parents and everyone around them which makes them worthy of Children of the Corn.

7: Issac - Children of the Corn. The way he's able to brain wash all the children in the town to murder their parents and make them believe this is God's work puts him on my list. Creepy children chillin in the cornfield preaching the words of God, no thank you!

6: Regan - The Exorcist. Any kid that gets possessed by a demon is considered creepy and will make it on my list.



5: The Grady Twins - The Shining. Yeah, twins are creepy especially these twins, If they can
show you their death and they go around chanting "Play with us Danny" then run far away from
them cause that's just wrong and there being two of them doesn't help the situation.


4: Young Micheal Myers - Halloween (1978) The dazed look and what he grows up to be says it all.

3: Samara - The Ring. Samara crawling out of the t.v. always scared the shit out of me, after watching this movie I couldn't sleep in my room for at least a week cause I had a t.v. in my room.
2: The Children - Village of the Damned. Any kids with glowing yellow eyes and hair like that is creepy, also if they live in a place called Village of the Damned then you know it can't be good and bad things will happen.


1: Damien - The Omen. He is the Devil's son after all and any little kid that can do what he can is bad, very BAD. For me, if I gave birth to the Devil's son I wouldn't freak out I would use it to my advantage. I would seek my son on the people who wronged me I would have him help me get what I want. Am I condoning what he is or what he does? No all I'm saying is make the best with what you have and turn a bad situation good. ;)
The moral of this post is to show every one out there that not all children are fun and cute. They do have a dark side and they are evil and will kill you. If any of your kids start acting weird and start showing signs that they might be a creepy little kid like all these kids on my list seek help and in Damien's case holy water. Man this list makes me want to get my tubes tied.
If you don't seek help and just let your kid embrace his "inner demon" then this is what he's going to grow up to be.












P.s. Sorry for the very LONG non existence post area, my stupid laptop spazzed out and stretched out the post.










Sabtu, 21 Agustus 2010

Movie Review, Amusement:

I picked up another movie last night (yes I know I have a problem) called Amusement and I just have to say this movie was delightful. Now you must know that I usually never use the world delightful but when I use it to describe a movie then you know I loved it. A lot of people didn't like this movie but I did. Yes this movie had some parts in it that didn't explain certain things and it jumps from one scene to another that didn't piece together and that was the same with the dialogue in some scenes. Other then that I loved this movie, I loved the concept of the movie, the dark and twisted-ness of it and the villain. Oh the villain mmmhmmm I love me the bad boys. The movie starts out showing pictures of three young girls Tabitha, Shelby and Lisa all elementary school age then pictures of them being teenagers in their high school year book with it saying "most likely to succeed", "most likely to shine" and "most likely to be famous." After that it shows pictures of a boy with case files saying he's very dangerous and he's emotionally disturbed. It switches to Shelby and her boyfriend Rob driving down the highway with Rob starting a convoy with the other cars on the road. They pull up to the gas station at the nearest exit to fill up and to meet each other. Rob heads into the gas station while Shelby waits in the car, she looks at the big truck parked next to her and she sees a girl in the window and confused at how the girl is acting. They get back on the road and she sees the girl put a note on the window then throws it out the window and it gets caught on the windshield of Shelby's car and the note reads "Help Me" the girl suddenly comes flying out of the truck hitting their car and lands on the ground. They hurry and stop to run and help the girl and the guy driving behind them stops and yells out to Rob telling him to go and get the truck driver's plates. Rob heads off but ends up losing the truck driver so he stops and gets out of his car to look around and then the guy flips on his lights and starts driving away. Rob jumps in his car and drives back to where Shelby was and finds the other guy laying on the floor beaten up with Shelby and the other girl missing.

He tells Rob that the truck driver came back and took the girls away. He said he went to that old abandoned house up above the road. He tells Rob to wait out here while he goes in to look for the girls. It shows the truck driver talking on the phone saying that he was bringing the girl to rehab. What I don't get is if he was really taking her to rehab why would she call for help and jump out of the truck while it was moving? Suddenly the truck diver gets hit over the head with a baseball bat from the other guy and Rob back in the car hears noises coming from the back seat and he pulls the blanket off and sees the girls sitting there tied up. The other guy walks out of the house with the baseball bat laughing while Shelby is freaking out. He breaks open the window and grabs Rob saying he picked the wrong convoy. I'm still confused about the whole truck driver and the girl, they didn't really piece that together very well. It then shows Tabitha getting her suitcase out of her car and heading into her Aunt's house since she was spending a couple of days there. Her cousins inform her that their babysitter already left so she gets them ready for bed when the doorbell rings. She heads over and says hello to the guy outside of the door, apparently he was the boyfriend of the babysitter and she didn't show up to cheer leading practice so he's worried about her. Tabitha gets the kids in bed and she heads off to the guest bedroom where there's a creepy looking clown sitting in the rocking chair. If that was me I wouldn't be able to sleep in that room. She lays down then the phone rings and it's her aunt checking up on them Tabitha tells her aunt that the clown in her room is really creepy and she hates it so her aunt ask which one is it now. It looks like they have a lot of clowns in their house, she describes the clown and her aunt tells her that they don't have a clown like that so Tabitha freaks out cause the clown isn't sitting in the chair anymore. That's just like that urban legend of the clown, it looks like a lot of movies are coming from urban legends.

Tabitha runs into her cousins room and locks the door and tells the boys to wake up, they tell her that he just wants to have some fun and he was the guy who came to the door earlier. The evil guy shoves some weird knife thingy threw the door so she tells them to climb out the window and run and get help. He breaks threw the door while Tabitha is climbing outside the window and she falls onto the ground. She runs to the shed and looks for things to protect herself, she opens one of the cabinet doors and the babysitters dead body falls on top of Tabitha knocking her down to the ground. The evil clown guys runs into the shed laughing all creepy like and holds up his knife weapon like he's going to kill her. After that it shows Tabitha in the police department, the cop ask her if there is anyone that would want to hurt her or if she remembers what the man who attacked her looked like. Tabitha doesn't speak so he storms off then the trauma counselor comes into the room to ask her questions. The questions she ask Tabitha triggers flashbacks from when she was in elementary school. It's show n'tell at Briar Hills Elementary and a group of friends show each other what they brought to school. They have to make their show n' tell project in a box with a hole so you can look inside and see what it is. The little boy looked in all of his friends boxes. Tabitha's box was an amusement park with clowns, Shelby's was the highway with trees and a sports car, and Lisa's was a sleep over with all her friends. Tabitha tells the boy that she wants to see what he made so she looks in and gets upset and glares at him. Then he says "It's funny... right?" Tabitha cries out "No. It isn't!." Later it shows him looking into his box smiling and it shows a mouse strapped up in wires pulling it's arms and legs apart with it's stomach cut open showing his insides. After that the trauma counselor asks Tabitha about her friend Lisa then it switches to her "story" Lisa and her friend Cat are at the bar checking out some guy that just moved into town who's staying at a really ghetto hotel. Cat goes out with the guy and never comes home that night so the next day when she's still not home Lisa heads over to the hotel with her boyfriend to see where she is. The hotel attendant wont let Lisa in since all the beds are full so he shuts the peep whole. Lisa's boyfriend gets in to see if he can find Cat but never comes out so after 3 hours of Lisa being alone she sneaks into the hotel and finds a deaf guy sitting on the bed. She tries to explain to him what's going on but he doesn't know where anyone is and he tells her that the guy who runs the hotel wont let them leave. He grabs her and tells her to hide so he wont find her so she's laying on the bed and sees a figure of a face showing through the sheets, she freaks out and jumps off the bed then takes off the covers to find that her friend is chained up inside the bed, then Lisa gets trapped inside the hotel.

It switches back to Tabitha in the police department and the counselor asks her about her friends Shelby and Lisa and she informs her she hasn't seen them since Briar Hills and the counselor tells her that she had a patient a few years ago who went to Briar Hills and he had the most distinctive laugh. She also tells her that she and her friends were found in separate cells in some old building. The counselor leaves to make a phone call and Tabitha freaks out then the door opens so she's able to leave the room. She runs out of the room and it looks to be like she's in some weird building that apparently she was found in cause that sure doesn't look like the police department. That's one of the things I had a problem with was it shows her in a room that looks like she's in the police department but when she leaves it looks like she's in some boiler room. She sees someone laying on the floor so the cop who was talking to her earlier walks up shining his flash light and bends down to look at the body on the ground and it's the counselor dead. The cop starts laughing this creepy evil laugh so Tabitha runs off screaming and he chases her down to where she gets to a room and he locks her in it. The lights turn on and it shows Lisa on her left side and Shelby on her right side chained up with their arms and legs spread apart and their stomachs cut open showing their insides, just like that little mouse when they were kids. The guy we'll call him the "laugh" since he doesn't have a name in the movie, so The Laugh goes up to Shelby with a knife pointing to her stomach like he's going to cut her then he looks at Tabitha, smiles then says "It's funny... right?" that's when she realizes who he is then he rips off the body suit that makes it look like their stomach is cut open. He goes to stab Shelby's real stomach and Tabitha starts to laugh so he walks over to her and they just laugh their little heads off and he opens the sliding glass door to let Tabitha out so she climbs out still laughing then she stabs him in the neck and runs to help Lisa and Shelby. They run out of the room and Lisa gets stabbed by The Laugh and Tabitha and Shelby run off trying to climb up a ladder to escape the building and he runs after them and climbs up, grabs Shelby's leg and pulls her down but she grabs onto him which pulls him down as well and they fall to the ground. Shelby dies but The Laugh survives of course and Tabitha runs in a "room" which ends up being a truck and they drive away but the truck stops driving and wont start back up again then The Laugh opens up the peep hole to look inside and which is where Tabitha grabs his knife weapon thingy that he used when he was dressed up as a clown and she shoves it through the door and it goes through his head and kills him and Tabitha says "Now that was funny." She drives away and the voice over at the end explains that the joke when they were little crossed the line which they made fun of him and he was sent away and they all forgot about him but he didn't forget about them and now Tabitha can't get his laugh out of her head.

Now that's why you don't make fun of other people cause you don't know if their slightly off their rocker and you making fun of them is just the tip of the ice burg to send them over the edge. Growing up in school I didn't tease or bully or make fun of the other kids cause they were weird in fact I was the one who was teased by the other kids cause I wore hearing aides and I needed to get special treatment from the teachers since I couldn't hear them. Now I'm not saying I'm just like The Laugh cause I'm not messed up in the head well not that messed up and I'm not going around trying to seek revenge on the people who teased me cause to be honest there's just too many of them that I don't have the time and effort to go through all that hassle lol. I really, really liked this movie cause it's dark and twisted and creepy and the villain is my favorite part of the movie cause his laugh is just a pleasant thing to hear and I would love to listen to that all day (yeah I know I'm weird) I understand that this movie could of been done a lot better and it was a B movie and it shows that with the special effects and acting but besides that and the things I mentioned above this movie is still pretty good. The concept of the movie, the darkness of it, the twisted side and shows what could really happen if you tease and bully other kids and you take it too far. Like I said before give peace a chance man! I love this movie and I definitely recommend it to everyone who likes B horror movies cause it's just delightful. I give this movie 4 1/2 out of 5 Skulls.


"It's funny... right?" - The Laugh



Minggu, 15 Agustus 2010

Review, Pumpkin Head 2:


I went to Wal-mart and picked up some $5 movies since I needed to update my collection and one of the dvd's I bought was a 4 pack combo which included 4 horror movies. One of the horror movies it came with and the one that I watched tonight was Pumpkin Head 2. I haven't seen the first Pumpkin Head but the sequel was just outstanding. I actually loved this movie and it was really good. Anyone who is in need of a cheesy, happy horror movie then you need to check out Pumpkin Head, I swear this movie is a classic in the making. Pumpkin Head 2 starts in the year 1958 where it shows a deformed boy Tommy playing in the field by his house. The cool popular guys which I like to call them the douche bag squad show up to bully Tommy. They begin to beat him with a baseball bat and hook him up to a chain, the main douche bag starts slashing him with his knife. All while this is going on Tommy's mother (I think it's his mother) is collapsed on the ground moaning in pain, it looks as though she can feel the pain Tommy is going through. The end up killing Tommy then it switches to present day. A new family moves into town with their daughter Jenny and her dad as the town's sheriff. Jenny becomes friends with a group of kids who like to call themselves bad asses cause they drink, smoke and ditch school. Jenny starts dating Danny which doesn't make her dad happy with all the obvious reasons and he forbids her from ever hanging out with them. Later that night Jenny sneaks out of her house to meet up with them and they cruise down the road acting all crazy having a good time. Danny thought it would be fun to drive with his headlights off and ends up hitting a random old lady that was walking along the road. They jump out of the car yelling all freaked out and they come to find that the old lady is gone and she's no where to be found. Danny tries to convince them that they should leave cause she's most likely fine since she got up and walked away. Jenny wasn't having it since a hit and run is a big deal so they head down to her house cause Danny knows where she lives. They get to the old lady's house and they start searching through her house to see if they could find her. The come across some weird voodoo like spells and props and realizes that the vile of blood and the spell on the table is to bring the dead back to life. Danny decides to keep it and puts it in his pocket and the old lady shows up. Jenny informs her that they were just looking to see if she was alright and that they didn't see her out on the road and they were very sorry. They head out of the house but the old lady stops Danny and tells him to give her the vile of blood cause it's very dangerous. He doesn't want to give it back to her so he tries to get out of the house but she blocks him and tries to grab it out of his hand. Danny hits her over the head with his flash light and heads out the door.

Once they get out to the cemetery that's located in the old lady's yard they dig up a grave to perform the spell to bring back the dead. Oh my hell are you people really that stupid?! If you had a spell that could bring back the dead don't try to do it, even if you didn't believe in it don't try it cause you don't know what type of stuff your dealing with. Stupid idiots! After they perform the spell and nothing happens they leave the cemetery and find that the old lady's house is on fire. Jenny starts freaking out saying they need to go in and help her but they grab her and they head off to Danny's car. The next morning their all worried about what's going to happen cause they feel responsible for the fire. What they don't know that when the fire was spreading the old lady cries out "Feel the wrath of PUMPKIN HEAD!" during that night Pumpkin Head came back to life cause it looks like that spell actually worked. The local farmer walks into the sheriffs office telling him that he's back and he's here to seek revenge. The sheriff of course has no idea what he's talking about but the farmer tells him to ask the Mayor and the judge what's going on. That night Pumpkin Head returns to the farm and kills the Farmer. While he's killing the farmer it shows the old lady in the hospital having something on the line of a panic attack and she has them every time Pumpkin Head kills a person. Isn't she attached to monitors that let the nurses know that she's having a panic attack or if she's in stress? I guess they weren't plugged in. The next night it shows him going after a couple that just finished their nightly "bump in the night" shin dig and he kills the man and leaves the girl, which I don't know why cause I would of killed her too instead of letting her go. The Sheriff and the mortician try to figure out what's going on and who's causing all these murders. They stumble across the local legend of Pumpkin Head and the Sheriff starts to believe that HE'S causing the murders but it just doesn't seem possibly. Jenny and Danny and their friends are all freaking out since everyone in town is getting murdered but Danny in sits on everyone keeping their mouths shut. The murders keep on going and the Sheriff puts all the pieces together since everyone who got murdered is connected in a way which leads him back to the legend of Pumpkin Head and how he's really Tommy seeking revenge on the kids who killed him. The movie continues with Pumpkin Head killing everyone that was involved in his murder including Danny and his friends but letting Jenny survive since her dad saved his life once when they were kids. The local towns people ban together and kill Pumpkin Head while it shows flash backs of Tommy's death. This movie had some similarities of Friday The 13Th. Both Tommy and Jason were deformed and killed by the local kids who always picked on them. Tommy died in 1958, Jason died in 1959 and they both came back to seek revenge on the people who wronged them.

The moral of this story is that you should never pick on someone just because they look different then you cause it's not only mean and wrong but you never know if their going to turn out to be another Jason Voorhees. Why can't kids just get along and be friends, why do they have to be rude to one another and bully other kids around? Give peace a chance man. I give this movie 5 out of 5 Skulls



Review, Turistas:


I remember watching the previews for this movie but I never gave it a second thought until now. I've heard from several people that this movie was good and I should check it out. It's a Hostel type of movie but some say it's better then Hostel. Turistas is about a group of friends heading to Brazil for a summer get away. While their on the bus going to their destination the stupid bus driver doesn't know that when he drives he needs to pay attention to the road instead of honking at people on motorcycles. He ends up almost crashing into another car so he serves away and the bus lands on the edge of a cliff. Everyone freaks out and starts climbing out of the windows so they wouldn't be stuck inside the bus when it goes crashing down the cliff. After the bus falls down the hill they all go to collect all of their belongings and wait for the next bus to come along which is when they find out that the next bus doesn't come for another 10 hours. One of the girls Bea takes a picture of a little boy and his dad freaks out and starts yelling at her in Portuguese which causes a big fight between him and her friends. Pru who happens to speak Portuguese informs her that they don't like when you take photographs of their children without permission because apparently there's a group going around who kidnaps children and steals their organs. After that little pow wow they decide to take a tour down to the main ocean of the island since they saw two girls walking by them with coconut drinks. They get to this beautiful beach with a lot of people hanging around and having a good time so they all agree to stay there instead of waiting for the new bus to come. (bad idea) Later that night they kick off their vacation attending a local party at the beach and they get drunk and party hard. A random guy named Kiko comes up to Pru and tells her that he's been practicing on his English and he was wondering if he could try it out on her, she of course says yes. I guess her mother never taught her the rule "Don't talk to strangers" He starts out with what is you're name and continues to ask her how many brothers and sisters do you have. If some random , strange guy comes up to you and asks you how many siblings do you have don't tell him just make it up. You have no idea what he's up too and why he wants to know that, besides it's none of his damn business.

They wake up the next morning all hungover and realize that they've been robbed and they were probably drugged. Gee I wonder what gave them that idea, maybe it was the suddenly passing out and getting woken up by the ocean waves and not being able to remember what happened the night before thing. Yeah I think that's it. Kiko tells him that it's not safe for them to be out here so he's going to take them to his uncle Zamora's house where they'll be safe. I say you should ditch Kiko cause he's been nothing but bad luck since the moment you met him and just go wait for the bus to come. I wish people would listen to me, I do know what I'm talking about. They start hiking to Zamora's house and they come across a water fall where everyone decides to jump in and have a little fun. Kiko jumps in after everyone and accidentally hits his head on the rocks which cracks his head open. They pick him up and proceed to his house where they can clean him up and help him. They get to his house and they search for stuff to stop the bleeding and Finn finds a staple gun and staples kikos open wound shut so he would stop bleeding. Later that night Zamora returns to his house with his minions or followers you would call them and begins to yell at Kiko in Portuguese so you have no idea what their yelling about. One of his followers asks them if they were the Americans and they said yes so she said run and their like what? Then she says what you need to do is run. That man over there has some big plans for you. Some pretty fucked up plans. They just stand there staring at her with a confused look on their face. I don't know about you but if someone says they have some pretty fucked up plans in stored for me I wouldn't just stand there scratching my head all confused like I would get the hell out of that house while screaming my head off. He throws them all in cages expect for Amy and Finn, he straps down Amy and injects her with some medicine through a I.V. which makes her incoherent and begins to "operate" on her while Finn is tied up to a bed a few feet away watching while the evil surgeon Zamora is removing her organs.

Alex, Bea, Pru and Liam are caged up trying to figure out a way to escape while Dr. Zamora is telling Amy that in America a person has to wait 7 years for an organ but in Europe it's longer which is why he's taking her organs so he can give them to the children in his hospital. Just to let you know that isn't necessarily true, you see when my nephew was on the donor list he waited 12 days then he got his heart. I'm just saying. Also Why does everyone result to the finders keepers rule??? You think kidnapping someone and drugging them up and taking their organs is finders keepers losers weepers? Well it's losers weepers alright. They all escape and run off while Liam gets shot and dragged away by Zamora and his follower. Kiko takes them back to the water fall so they can swim across the island to get back from where they came. That scene was pretty boring just nothing but them swimming around coming out of the water gasping for air. I know that scene needed to be in the movie but I think they could of cut it down a little cause it was a little too long and boring which made me start to daydream. Kiko gets killed and the Zamora's followers gets killed after which helps them be able to escape and get out of the water and onto dry land. They come face to face with the evil surgeon and Alex begins to fight him since he has so much rage inside of him because of what happened and Zamora's other follower runs up with his gun pointing at them ready to shoot.

Zamora yells at him saying kill them, kill them! And Pru begs him to let them go since they haven't caused any harm towards him and how he doesn't have to be like him cause he treats him like crap. Zamora calls him a coward which sends him over the edge so he kills Zamora and walks away. They run out of the cave and get to the town where they can rest and get their stuff to get on a plane to bring them back to America, The End. I actually enjoyed this movie quite a bit which I wasn't sure I was going to. I hear from a lot of people that I should see this movie or see that movie because it's really good but it never comes through for me. I'm usually left feeling disappointed or pissed cause it didn't turn out the way everyone said it should or the trailer was misleading and got my hopes up. I know we all have our different opinions but you would think if a butt load of people said the movie was awesome you would expect the movie TO BE awesome. After watching this movie I don't want to go to Brazil or Europe anymore. The thought of someone kidnapping you and stealing you're organs is creepy and it could happen. Ever heard of that urban legend where you wake up in a tub of ice with one of you're organs missing? Yeah that's it. With my luck if I actually go to any of those places I WILL wake up in a tub of ice with my organs stolen. Yes I know this could happen in America but you don't see any of these types of movies being set in America, now do you? I give this movie 4 1/2 out of 5 Skulls.

"Ah crap, they took my freakin kidney!"


Jumat, 13 Agustus 2010

Review, Shutter Island:

I bought the book and I was planning on reading it before I saw the movie but that didn't fall through like I was hoping and I watched the movie first. To be honest I haven't even started reading the book, with working in retail full time I find little time to be able to even read it, blah. I was told by everyone who saw it that they liked this movie a lot so again I was looking forward to see it. The movie starts out with Marshell Teddy Daniels riding on a ferry with his partner Chuck Aule to the mental institution for the criminally insane on Shutter Island. They were informed that a patient named Rachel has escaped from the institution and they need to figure out what happened and where she is. The one thing I have a problem with this movie is when they were driving up to the hospital they played very hard, dark music. Yes we know that their going to a scary hospital do they really need to play very intense music to let us know that their going to a bad place? I think the music was going a little over board to make us scared.

They get to the hospital and start interviewing all the patients and workers to find out where Rachel escaped too. Teddy starts having migraines so the chief gives him aspirin to help his headache. Once Teddy gets to the institution he begins to have illusions about his Wife who was killed two years prior. He figures out that there was no way that Rachel could escape from her room with no shoes and with bars on the window without having any help. Teddy soon realizes that everyone that is working at the institution is acting very weird so he decides to get to the bottom of it and searches the whole island where he sees a flickering light coming from a cave. He climbs up and finds a woman living in the cave and she tells him that she's Rachel and she escaped from the hospital and that she wasn't a patient there she was a doctor. She later tells him that the main doctor, Dr. Cawley does tests on all the patients which screws up their brain and leaves them unable to fend for themselves.

He gets back to the hospital and tells the doctor that he figured everything out and he's not going to get away with what he's doing. Dr. Cawley tells him that he is not Marshell Teddy Daniels and he's really a patient at Shutter Island and he's been here for two years for killing his wife since she drowned all their kids. He suffers from a form of multiple personalities and they thought if they let him live out his "other" life he would come to terms with who he really was and his other life was just a little fantasy that his mind lived in. After watching this movie it made me start to think about all of our fantasies and how crazy we really are for having them. I mean if we let our minds wander we can think up some crazy shit, I know I have. It also shows that nothing and no one is normal nowadays. We are all crazy and we all have things that were into that makes us weird or a little off our rocker, we just need to decide whether to accept our craziness and embrace it. I choose to embrace it and show the world how crazy I am cause I'm not ashamed it's who I am and it makes me ME. I give his movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.