Movie Review (Leprechaun):

Me and my friend's had a movie night and we watched Leprechaun and I have to say that movie is delightful. Definitely my cup of tea, the movie had that touch of sick and twisted mixed with a smart ass Leprechaun. The movie is about a man named Dan O'Grady returning to the U.S. after stealing a Leprechaun's pot of gold. He thinks he can just relax and enjoy his new found wealth but nope! If you steal a Leprechaun's pot of gold do you really think he's not going to want it back? Well he does and he's pissed, never make a Leprechaun mad cause they'll kill you. I mean it, they totally will. Dan O'Grady shoots the Leprechaun which stuns him and he puts him in a wooden box and nails it up so he can't get out. Dan dies along with his wife and his house gets put up for sale. I think about a year later a father and daughter moves into the house and the daughter Tory who is played by Jennifer Aniston becomes friends with the kids next door.

One of the kids (Ozzie) heads to the basement for more paint since their all painting the house. He starts hearing a girl's voice coming from some wooden box in the corner of the room. You forgot about the Leprechaun didn't you? He's still there and that's no girl in the wooden box it's really the Leprechaun pretending to be a little girl. The kid opens the box and out pops the Leprechaun and he threatens to bite off the kid's ear if he gets in his way. Ozzie runs out of the basement screaming "A Leprechaun is in the basement ahhhhh!!" Oh no he's not crazy, I'm sure there's Leprechauns in every one's basement. Ozzie later finds a stash of gold and instantly knows where it came from and of course he keeps it thinking it's the rule that if you find a Leprechaun's gold you get to keep it. I'm sorry but the finders keepers thing doesn't work in this situation.

The movie continues with the kids trying to escape from the Leprechaun but it doesn't work out that well for them. You can't out run a Leprechaun, they might be small but those little fuckers can run. They throw him into a well along with a bomb to blow him up but that doesn't work cause there like 5 sequels and they all pretty much sucked. Number 2 was good and 3 where he's in Vegas is awesome but Leprechaun in space and in DA Hood and in DA Hood part 2 give me a break! I swear Hollywood horror lost it's spunk even in the early 90's and by the looks of it, it's not getting any better. I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

This old Lep, he played one. He played pogo on his lung. - Leprechaun