Rabu, 15 September 2010

Top 10 Creepy Children In Horror Movies:

Why are children so creepy? Is it the way they look? The way they act? The way they laugh or even just the way they smile at you. Nothing is more creepy then a little kid coming after you with a knife and a craze look in their eye. This is why kids shouldn't be aloud to play with sharp objects, screw the fact that they might hurt themselves cause all I care about is if they hurt me. If they're even a smidgen like these kids then we know they're not going to hurt themselves. They're so small that you wont see them coming and they can creep up and get you without even knowing that they were coming after you, dude they could bite your ankles, they're like evil midgets. With the fact that children are so damn creepy I decided to make a post of the top 10 creepy children in horror movies. In my eyes and opinion these are the children that are the creepiest and the one's you need to look out for and be warned about.


Now grab your holy water, bible  and crucifix and feast your eyes on your computer screen, it's time for Jenny Krueger's Top 10 Creepy Children In Horror Movies! dun, dun, DUUUUUNNNNN!!!





10: Henry Evans - The Good Son. The blond hair , blue eyes and that smile. It's so deceiving! Be careful with kids like Henry, just because he can bat those baby blues of his doesn't mean he's all sunshine and rainbows.

9: Esther - The Orphan. If I was that creepy looking I would be angry and kill everyone I can get my hands on too
8: Children - The Children. EEEWW just look at them, they look like death. They murder their parents and everyone around them which makes them worthy of Children of the Corn.

7: Issac - Children of the Corn. The way he's able to brain wash all the children in the town to murder their parents and make them believe this is God's work puts him on my list. Creepy children chillin in the cornfield preaching the words of God, no thank you!

6: Regan - The Exorcist. Any kid that gets possessed by a demon is considered creepy and will make it on my list.



5: The Grady Twins - The Shining. Yeah, twins are creepy especially these twins, If they can
show you their death and they go around chanting "Play with us Danny" then run far away from
them cause that's just wrong and there being two of them doesn't help the situation.


4: Young Micheal Myers - Halloween (1978) The dazed look and what he grows up to be says it all.

3: Samara - The Ring. Samara crawling out of the t.v. always scared the shit out of me, after watching this movie I couldn't sleep in my room for at least a week cause I had a t.v. in my room.
2: The Children - Village of the Damned. Any kids with glowing yellow eyes and hair like that is creepy, also if they live in a place called Village of the Damned then you know it can't be good and bad things will happen.


1: Damien - The Omen. He is the Devil's son after all and any little kid that can do what he can is bad, very BAD. For me, if I gave birth to the Devil's son I wouldn't freak out I would use it to my advantage. I would seek my son on the people who wronged me I would have him help me get what I want. Am I condoning what he is or what he does? No all I'm saying is make the best with what you have and turn a bad situation good. ;)
The moral of this post is to show every one out there that not all children are fun and cute. They do have a dark side and they are evil and will kill you. If any of your kids start acting weird and start showing signs that they might be a creepy little kid like all these kids on my list seek help and in Damien's case holy water. Man this list makes me want to get my tubes tied.
If you don't seek help and just let your kid embrace his "inner demon" then this is what he's going to grow up to be.












P.s. Sorry for the very LONG non existence post area, my stupid laptop spazzed out and stretched out the post.










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