Kamis, 29 Maret 2012
Save The Drama For Your Mama, Dieter Laser!
According to FEARnet, there's some drama going behind the scenes of The Human Centipede 3. Dieter Laser, the star playing Dr. Heiter from the first Human Centipede was scheduled to return for the third film along with Laurence R. Harvey who played Martin in the second film. Not anymore. Dieter Laser has dropped out of the project and Producer Ilona Six (director Tom Six's sister) promised Fangoria that they would pursue legal action. Apparently, Laser didn't like the way his character was going and how it was being portrayed. He tried to get Tom Six to change the script but since Tom is the creator and master of the Human Centipede films he said no and Laser said bye bye to the films.
Sadly for Laser it's not that easy, especially when you already signed a contract. :D Here is the email Laser sent to Screen Read "It's very simple: I loved the story when it was told, got the contract and the promise to have the script in 4 to 6 weeks. When it arrived – half a year later and only after the official announcement – I didn't like the realization at all, couldn't identify with the character the way it was written and developed immediately and enthusiastically in a day and night marathon a version full of concrete and practical suggestions which would enable me to play the lead full throttle – same procedure as with Dr. Heiter – but this time it also would have had some unavoidable effects to the dramatic structure. That was too much for Tom and since he couldn't live with my suggestions and I as a method actor couldn't identify with his version, I told him that I couldn't see any other way than that he would have to ‘change horses'. That's it." - Dieter Laser.
Wow, actors. If you don't want to play a part, you might want to make that decision before you sign the contract and not seven weeks prior to shooting. Whether that is true or not, It's still stupid that he's acting like a big baby with this whole thing. Instead of being mad at the fact that the script isn't the way that you would like it to be. You should be grateful you were able to star in a movie that got A LOT of hype and attention both in the horror community and "normal" community.
Ilona Six told Fangoria, "Because of the success of The Human Centipede, it seems that Mr. Dieter Laser's ego has grown to laughably big proportions. First signing the contract and rating The Human Centipede 3 script as fantastic, and then demanding his own unacceptable script changes, and now refusing to play the part only seven weeks prior to shooting. Six Entertainment Company will start legal action against Dieter Laser. Tom Six says not to worry—principal photography will be postponed and will take place later this year.
This is really sad. Everybody including myself really enjoyed Dieter Laser's portrayal of Dr. Hieter. You start to see this in actors a lot more nowadays, at least in the younger generation. Their egos get HUGE and they demand to have everything their way and more money. When they don't since they're not the boss, they instantly become 4 years old again and throw a temper tantrum and drop out of the movie deal. Oh you big baby! Get over it and be happy you're in a movie that made you a lot more well known. Before the first Human Centipede, I have never heard of Dieter Laser. I'm sure a lot of people my age or possibly a little older didn't either. That's my opinion on this whole subject and I'm on Tom Six's side 100% and think Laser is being a little bit childish about the whole script. If you don't like the way the script is being made, become a screenwriter. Thoughts???
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Rabu, 28 Maret 2012
Movie Review: The Telling (2009)
I've always been a fan of Huge Hefner's Girls Next Door. It's very entertaining watching Holly, Bridgett and Kendra prancing around. Back in either 2007 or 2008, they were talking about doing a horror movie. A director came over to the mansion and asked Bridgett if she wanted to be one of the executive producers. Since she's a lover of horror movies she jumped at the opportunity. She not only help produce the movie, she also stars in it, along with Holly. The movie didn't get a theatre release or even a straight to video, I think. Cause frankly, it's not that good. In fact, it sucked balls. Everyone in that movie did a crappy job at acting.
Seriously, my 7 year old niece can act better then those bimbos. The movie is a anthology. It's about 3 girls trying to join a very popular sorority that's based at the Playboy mansion. Holly plays the leader of the sorority, so the mega bitch. Part of the hazing, each girl has to tell a scary story. Whoever tells the best story will be awarded a spot in the sorority. The first story was about a guy bringing home a creepy doll and his girlfriend starts hearing it talk but can't prove it.
The doll ends up killing the girlfriend and the ex girlfriend of the guy and he gets blamed for the murders since no one is going to believe that a doll killed them. The 2nd story stars Bridgett playing an actress looking for one last part to play. She didn't care which part she got as long as the checked cleared. She meets up with the director and his crew to find out that they're zombies and want her to be part of the undead as well. She also has a dream sequence in that story and it was really stupid, they should of left it out. Onto the 3rd and final story. Three blondes come home from the theatre after finding out their movie was sold out.
To curb their appetite for entertainment they decided to prank call people. While they were doing that, they heard a murder go down on the other line. The killer retraces their number and finds where they live. I think we all know what happens next. They all die. All 3 stories are over and now it's time for Holly to make a decision at who gets to join the sorority. She chooses 2 other girls who had nothing to do with the movie until now. She explains to the 3 girls that the only reason she did this whole hazing thing was because the Head Master made a new rule in selecting their candidates. It all happened a year ago after one girl killed herself when she was denied a chance to join the sorority since she didn't meet Holly's expectations. One of the hazing girls brought cookies to the sorority so she could poison and kill the girls since she blames them for her sister's death.
Even though she killed herself cause Holly was really mean to her doesn't mean Holly killed her. Holly didn't force the pills and alcohol down her throat. I knew this movie was going to bomb cause it stars two Playboy girls who only know how to prance around naked being stupid. With that being said, I was surprised at myself at how shocked I was realizing this movie sucked. The stories were stupid, the girls were stupid. Every single person in that movie sucked at acting. Pretty much all the sorority girls were playmates since this was Playboy's attempt in making more money. They knew people would watch it since it was based at the mansion staring two of his girlfriends along with other playmates. It was a sad attempt at a horror movie and it failed miserably. The guy who directed this movie probably won't do anymore movie projects. I respect the concept the movie had even though it could of been done a lot better.
The music was pretty decent but that is the only thing this movie had going for it, that and playmates. Let's face it, Sex sells. This movie was stupidly entertaining and not even horror enough to be classified as a horror movie. At least not one that will get any recognition in the horror community. I give this movie 1 1/2 out of 5 skulls.
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Selasa, 27 Maret 2012
Beetlejuice 2???
Heard on FEARnet that BEETLEJUICE 2 is officially in the making. Seth Grahame-Smith, screenplay writer of Tim Burton's newest film DARK SHADOWS and novel of ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER is now the writer of BEETLEJUICE 2. Smith said he got in contact with Burton and Keaton about the movie and they said they were on board with the idea. Smith also mentioned that it won't be a remake or a reboot but a sequel of the 1988 original movie set 26 to 27 years later. I am still on the fence about this one and I don't know how I'm going to digest it.
The first time I heard about this concept, it was when they were thinking about doing a remake for it. I was seriously pissed when I heard about that because BEETLEJUICE is one of my favorite movies of my childhood and movies of all time. Why do they do this to me or the rest of the horror fans for that matter? We don't want to see remakes of cult classics, we want to see new horror movies of originality. They stabbed my heart with the remake of FRIDAY THE 13TH. They pulled my heart out with the remake of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. They threw my heart on the ground and stomped on it with the remake and prequel of CHILDREN OF THE CORN.
You would think that would be enough, right? Nope, they continue to stomp on my heart till it's a pile of moosh with their constant remaking of my favorite horror movies. With that being said, instead of bitching and crying about it, since they're going to keep remaking movies. I'm just going to wait for the movies to hit theatres and see what they're like. You never know, I might end up liking them. I liked the remake of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE and not a lot of people did. Even though I prefer them to leave BEETLEJUICE alone, I'll anxiously wait for the arrival of BEETLEJUICE 2. The reason why I'm not too annoyed with this happening is the fact Tim Burton will be directing it and Micheal Keaton will once again bring BEETLEJUICE back to life.
I'm very happy they decided to cast Keaton as BEETLEJUICE and not cast someone else like they did with Freddy Krueger. Those types of characters you can't mess with and you shouldn't try to or you'll end up ruining them all together. What are your thoughts on this subject? Are you looking forward to the sequel of BEETLEJUICE or do you wish they would just leave classic horror movies alone?
Be still my bleeding heart......
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Minggu, 25 Maret 2012
Sick & Twisted Affair on Itunes!
My Darkest Days new album Sick & Twisted Affair is now on Itunes!! Go get yourself a copy and check out the bands website for concert dates!! Also, check out their Twitter for news and updates. :D
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Senin, 19 Maret 2012
Movie Review: Dahmer (2002)
Movies about Serial Killers have always interested me. Whether it be a fictional film, biography film or a documentary. I'm in. After watching the trailer for Dahmer, a movie about the Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer. I was sucked in and I didn't want to get out. I always like to read the reviews before I watch the movies then I compare my thoughts to them. It got nothing but bad reviews except for possibly 2.
I am really happy I ignored the reviews because I loved it. I don't know how anyone can watch it without being glued to the T.v. screen. Right in the beginning of the movie it says "On February 15Th, 1992 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer was convicted of 15 counts of murder and sentenced to 937 years of federal prison. The following story was inspired by events from his life. Certain characters and events are fictional."
We're then introduced to Jeffery Dahmer while he's working in his factory job making Chocolate bars. The film is more of a psychological portrait, rather than a chronological retelling of Dahmer's life as a Serial Killer and it doesn't focus primarily on the actual killings themselves.
Dahmer's first kill in the movie was a Asian boy named Khamtay. He talks him into coming over to his apartment to take some pictures by offering to buy him shoes that he had his eyes on. They settle in Jeffery's living room watching T.v. while Dahmer spikes his drink to put Khamtay into a sedated state. Once the boy is out cold, Dahmer begins to have his way with him. Later on, he awakens and tries to escape Dahmer's apartment while he was out shopping but didn't get very far.
He reaches two young girls and they try to help him and explain to the cops that they don't think he'll be safe with Dahmer. The police ignore the girl's warning and tell them to leave. They take Khamtay back to Dahmer's apartment despite the way Dahmer was acting and not noticing the drill holes on the side of his head. After the police leave the boys, Khamtay falls victim to Dahmer's fatal occupation.
The movie continues with flash backs of Dahmer's life while living with his Grandmother and the relationship with his Father. We witness Dahmer's first kill in his life at the age of 18 years old. A boy by the name of Lance Bell that he picked up to smoke weed with. Dahmer decides to kill Lance because he was trying to leave and he didn't want Lance to go. He cuts up Lance's body to put in Black plastic bags so he can dispose of the evidence. The killing of Lance Bell showed the most blood but it wasn't too graphic.
Switched back to present day, Dahmer heads to a knife shop, looking to buy a knife and he meets another boy named Rodney. He invites Rodney over to his apartment to drink some beers and because Rodney is stupid, agrees to tag along. They stop at a club so Rodney can pick up some money from a dude that owed him some. Dahmer chooses to stay outside since the last time he was in that club he got kicked out for spiking the male costumer's drinks and raping them.
They finally get back to Dahmer's apartment and they begin to drink and socialize. Sadly for Dahmer, he didn't have enough pills he uses to sedate his victims to put in Rodney's drink. The movie continues to go back and forth from the flashback of 1978 and present day. It's back to 1978 and Dahmer's dad, Lionel Dahmer is yelling at Jeffrey because he wants him to open his old box that Jeffrey has, but doesn't want to since he has a human head hidden inside it. Lionel tries to send Jeffrey to a shrink but that doesn't solve anything.
In present day Rodney is still at Dahmer's apartment, drunk and not feeling well. He tries to leave but Dahmer tackles him to the couch but ends up releasing him after Rodney pulls a knife on him. About maybe 20 mins or so, Rodney comes back because he really fell for Jeffrey. Can you blame Rodney? Who wouldn't fall for him, look at that smile! Dahmer's second attempt to kill Rodney was by strangling him with Rodney's belt but doesn't succeed and Rodney escapes and throws a rock at his window while running way.
It goes back to 1978 for one last time and shows Jeffrey walking through the woods and the movie ends with the closing lines "After serving two years of his life sentence, Jeffrey Dahmer was attacked and killed by another inmate. He died on November 28Th, 1994, at the age of 34." The movie left out how Jeffrey was a cannibal and showed him only killing 2 boys when he killed much more then that.
Instead of being a movie solely based on Dahmer's crime spree, it takes on more of a psychological feel while taking a look into Jeffrey's life and his way of thinking. Jeremy Renner's portrayal of Jeffrey Dahmer was amazing. You can't watch his performance of Dahmer and not feel bad for the guy. He draws you in by being very charismatic. I love how Renner was able to portray Dahmer as a sympathetic being, which is probably why I fell for the guy. I have a soft spot for lost souls and loners. It's very hard to think that behind that killer smile is an actual killer. His performance made me feel bad for Dahmer and made me think, well maybe if he had more friends and was accepted by everyone then he wouldn't of done this.
No matter how many friends he had and who accepted him, he was still going to kill people. I do not believe someone can just snap out of the blue and start murdering people. There would of had to be something wrong with you upstairs since childhood and possibly birth to make you that way. I really enjoyed this movie a lot and thought it was tastefully done. One of the reviewers said this movie was soft core porn. Hahaha! No, it's not. She should look up soft core porn, she'd be amazed at what she sees. I do wish they would of added more of his killings and showed how he was a cannibal. Other then that, the movie was awesome. I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.
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Sabtu, 17 Maret 2012
I WANT MY GOLD!!
"This old Lep, he played one. He played pogo on his lung!"
I hope everyone had a wonderful St. Patricks Day and you all wore Green so you didn't get pinched. ;) For this holiday, I'm going to list some famous quotes from all the movies besides 4 & 6, they didn't have any quotes that jumped at me.
Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night. - 1
I'll not rest till I have me gold. Curse this well that me soul shall dwell, till I find me magic that breaks me spell. - 1
Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night. - 1
She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice. - 2
You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son, I want me gold! - 2
A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride! Ha ha ha ha ha! Happy St. Patrick's Day - 2
Cry as you may, cry as you might; its going to be one hell of a wedding night. - 2
For pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick! - 3
Ahhh... lovely golden palaces completely full of riches. I'll rip 'em off and rob 'em blind, those dirty sons of bitches. - 3
There was an old man of Madras / Whose balls were made of fine brass. / So in stormy weather / They both clanged together / And sparks flew out of his arse. - 3
Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass, I had to blow up your ass but now I must hit the road! - 3
A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told. - 5
I'll take it from you, homie, you'll see, cause you know the Leprechaun is the real O.G. - 5
Death to he who sets a Leprechaun free. Steal his gold, it will corrupt your soul, you see. For many a moon the legend has grown, death toll increases, solution unknown. Beware the evil wanderer in search of his loot, lest you suffer the wrath of his golden flute. Flee while you can, the future's not good- for no one is safe from a Lep in the Hood! - 5
Look at all these glittering goods - I've got more loot than Tiger Woods!! - 5
Happy St. Patricks Day!! :D
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Jumat, 16 Maret 2012
I'm featured on It's On Random!! :D
Hey everyone! I am featured on Brittni's blog It's On Random for her segment Get To Know Your Bloggers. Yay!! I just wanted to say thank you to Britnie for being a doll and featuring me on her blog. Very cool and much appreciated! Go check out her post!
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Kamis, 15 Maret 2012
May Monster Madness Blog Hop!!
My good friend Emma from Little Gothic Horrors told me about this cool blog hop that she's doing with Annie over at her blog Annie Walls. It's called May Monster Madness. It goes from May 1st to the 7th. To participate in this awesome blog hop, head over to Annie's blog and sign up. Also, be sure to come by my blog May 1st through the 7th. It's going to be awesome!! :D
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Rabu, 14 Maret 2012
New Poll! Which Serial Killer Should I Write About?
I just wanted to let you all know that I'm starting a new segment about Serial Killers called A Killer Saturday! Each Saturday I'll write a post about the Serial Killer you choose. Therefore, I have posted a poll titled "Which Serial Kill Should I Write About?" You can go vote for the killer you want me to make my first post about. The poll ends on March 31st and I'll have the first article posted on April 7Th. Here are the list of Serial Killers that are in the running for my first post.
*Ed Gein
*Albert Fish
*H.H. Holmes
*Charles Manson
*Jeffrey Dahmer
*John Wayne Gacy
*Ted Bundy
Let the voting begin!! :D
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*Ed Gein
*Albert Fish
*H.H. Holmes
*Charles Manson
*Jeffrey Dahmer
*John Wayne Gacy
*Ted Bundy
Let the voting begin!! :D
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Selasa, 13 Maret 2012
Movie Review: Stan Helsing (2009)
The joys of having a Netflix account are remarkable. You can imagine the look on my face when I see all the Slasher movies I ever wanted to see are available on here. Sleep Away Camp, Slumber Party Massacre and The Dentist, oh my! After my huge let down from Boy Eats Girl, I wanted to watch a movie that I was going to enjoy and not be disappointed. Besides horror movies, I'm a huge fan of comedies. I love to laugh and I'm constantly telling people they need more laughter in their lives. It's the reason people die young, I'm sure of it. ;)
I watched the movie Stan Helsing last night cause I thought it was going to be funny since it's from the guys who made Scary Movie, well the executive producers. Boy, did this movie deliver! I was so pleased with Stan Helsing and enjoyed every minute. It follows a slacker movie clerk guy named Stan Helsing. He's on his way to a Halloween party with his friends. His ex-girlfriend Nadine, his best friend Teddy and their other friend Mia who is basically a slutty dumb blonde. Before they could go to the party, Stan had to drop off some movies to a customer or he would lose his job.
On their way to their destination they stumble upon some crazy things. Stan see's Chucky in the car next to them miming a blow job while smacking his ass. They picked up a hitch hiker who escaped from Prison then pushed him out of the car. They hit and killed a dog. The gas station attendant filmed Stan and Mia using the bathroom while masterbating. After all that weirdness, they finally reached their destination, Stormy Night Estate. They start their journey to the East Gate to drop off the movies, while meeting some locals on the way. They begin to tell the gang about that night their town got burned down and now they're haunted by Monsters.
Who are the Monsters? Freddy, Jason, Micheal, Leatherface, Pinhead and Chucky. All the greats in one movie. They could of found someone else besides Chucky, that would of made me happy. Now they have to fight their way to the East Gate without getting killed. Each scene they deal with the Monsters. They get stuck in the dream world by Freddy. They follow Micheal while he dumps a body down the sewer. Pinhead jumps out from being a hamburger and Jason chases them into an old house that kinda resembles the one in the F13 movies. They make a deal, whoever wins the karaoke contest gets their way. The Monsters win, they get to kill the group. The group wins, they get to go home alive. With no surprise the gang wins even though I thought the Monsters did a better job.
They did their version of YMCA. When you're dealing with Monsters, you need to know that they don't play by the rules. They still try to kill the group. Stan decides to live up to the town's expectations and fight the Monsters since everyone thought he was Van Helsing, the Monster Killer. The only way to get rid of the Monsters was to expose their weakness. Freddy's was removing his glove to show everyone his glittery, blinged out hand. In this movie, Leatherface used a leaf blower not a chainsaw. His weakness, Nadine unplugged his leaf blower. Stan pushed Pinhead's head down, smooshing him into nothing. Micheal and Jason had the same weakness. Stan grabbed their masks and smashed it in their face then pushed their heads together. Teddy sprayed Ketchup on them and pushed them outside so the dog Sammy Boy, they ran over could eat them.
This leaves Chucky. Stan laughs and says his weakness is that he's a doll. Kicks him and passes him along to the rest of the group so they could beat him up them hucks him out the window. I don't care what anyone says. If Chucky came to life and ran after you, you wouldn't laugh and kick him. You would shit your pants and run the other way. Don't make fun of me. He's my childhood fear, that little bastard is out to get me! Whew, got that out of my system. Stan and his friends save the day and head home. The movie ends with Stan and Nadine falling back in love and Mia giving Teddy a lap dance. I laughed so hard during that part. Her lines were perfect.
"First I need to check to see if you're alright." *Holds up stethoscope while dressed in a Nurse's costume.*
"Oh you're so sick, you're so sick! Welcome to my world now, Bitch!"
If you liked Scary Movie then you will like this. Personally, I thought this movie was way funnier then Scary Movie. I liked SM but I never laughed out loud in that movie. Stan Helsing, I did. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. It's not 100% standout comedy but It was no where near terrible. I would definitely watch this movie more then once and possibly even buying it. I highly suggest this if you're in need of a raunchy teen horror flick that's actually funny. If you liked it, you're welcome. If you didn't, blame Netflix. I give this movie 5 out of 5 Skulls.
Senin, 12 Maret 2012
Music Mondays: My Darkest Days (Casual Sex)
The band My Darkest Days came out with a music video for their new single Casual Sex off of the Canadian rock band’s second album "Sick and Twisted Affair", out March 27Th. This song and video is down right sexy as Hell!! That's one of the reasons why I love this band so much. They know how to make sexy songs about Sex and Strippers. Come on, who DOESN'T like Sex and Strippers??? This band speaks to the inner Perv in me and I am very proud.
They have two versions for this song, the censored one and the explicit one. Thanks to me, I have posted BOTH versions for your viewing pleasure ;) Just a fair warning to you all. Since it is explicit, you might have to type in your birthday. :D
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Minggu, 11 Maret 2012
Movie Review: Boy Eats Girl (2005)
Signed up for a Netflix account the other day. So excited, going to watch all of the Children of the Corn movies. After doing a little questionnaire, Netflix came up with a list of movies they thought I would like. I came across the zombie movie Boy Eats Girl. I've heard of this movie before and the trailer looked promising along with the movie description. Sadly, it didn't live up to my expectations. The movie is based in Ireland, which explains their Irish accents. Nathan, the leading man's mom Grace, works in her local church painting pictures. She stumbles along a hidden room filled with old statues of Christ and snakes slithering around.
While looking around the room that she has no business being in, she finds a book about ancient Voodoo. If you found a book about Voodoo, would you take it home or leave it alone? Personally, I would live it alone. I'm not messing with that shit. Unfortunately, that doesn't happen. She decides to keep it cause you never know if you're gonna need a book about Voodoo anytime soon. Nathan hangs out with two other guys at school, Diggs and Henry. They're not really part of the popular crowd.
The popular girl Cheryl is a slutty bitch and the popular guy Samson is a douche bag jock. To put the cherry on top of that delicious sundae, Cheryl and Samson are boyfriend & girlfriend. How's that taste? Taste good? Then there's Jessica, the girl Nathan wants along with the rest of the guys in school. Don't know why, she's not that pretty. After Nathan hears made up stories about her fooling around and her not showing up to their little hangout. Nathan decides he wants nothing to do with her, seeing her in a car with another guy acting like she's giving him a blow job helped him make that decision. What do you do when you find out that the girl or guy you love is supposedly out fooling around with someone else? Get angry, punch a wall? Put on Titanic and cry your eyes out? Oh, that's what I do.
In Nathan's case, he gets drunk and tries to hang himself. Ha, like that's going to solve everything. His mom storms in knocking the chair out from under his feet, causing him to fall and break his neck. Lucky for Grace she stole that book of Voodoo. She performs a spell bringing Nathan back to life, not knowing the consequence that follows. You see, bringing someone back to life isn't always the best idea. When they're brought back from the dead they come back as zombies. The saying "What's dead should stay dead" fits perfectly in this situation. Seriously, haven't you seen Pet Cemetery!? This begins his quest to profess his Zombie Love for Jessica, which was kinda blah. I was expecting this movie to be a more raunchy version of My Boyfriend's Back. Another balloon popped.
He bites Samson in self defense and now he's a zombie and he goes off biting people, turning them. They get chased to the barn, trying to fight off the zombies and Nathan gets bitten by a snake that his mother threw at him. The snake venom was the cure and changed Nathan back to a human. That was kinda cool and kinda weird. The movie ends with Nathan finally getting what he really wanted, Jessica. Boy Eats Girl didn't live up to it's title. He didn't eat anyone, he didn't try to eat Jessica. They really should of called it something else. Besides being a let down of the type of zombie movie I wanted it to be, it wasn't terrible.
The acting was fairly decent, they all had Irish accents, huge turn on. It was pretty gorey which will make the gore hounds proud. And, they had some funny one liners that usually came from Nathan's friend Diggs. With my hearing aids, it sounded like his name was Dicks. If you like gorey zombie movies then I suggest Boy Eats Girl. If you're looking for a awesome zombie movie to own, find something else. This movie was a one time watch only. Two if I'm really bored and I can't find something better. I give this movie 2 1/2 out of 5 Skulls.
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Senin, 05 Maret 2012
The Legacy: His Name Was Jason
It's coming everyone, the day is coming. Friday the 13Th. The joyous day will be among us this April. Because of my love affair with Jason, I wanted to do a special post dedicated to the wonders that is Jason Voorhees and I want everyone to participate in it. The Vampire Valentines Day post Holly over at hollyshorrorland did, inspired me to have a blogfest of my own titled The Legacy: His Name Was Jason. To participate in this Friday the 13Th Blogfest just leave your name and blog title and link. On April, Friday the 13Th just make a post dedicated to Jason Voorhees. It doesn't matter how long, it just needs to be about Jason.
Also, put this wonderful Jason banner that Jeremy over at Retro Zombie made for me on your blog with a link back to this post. This guy is truly gifted, that banner is bad ass! On F13, after you make your Jason post, direct your readers to this post so everyone can meet all the participants and check out their blogs. Hope you all join in this wonderful blogfest to show our love to one of the greatest horror villains ever made! Click the blue button below that says "Add your link" and add your name, email address and blog URL and you're entered!! Here is Chris Regan's Friday the 13th post click here.
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