Review (Return To House On Haunted Hill):

Last night I watched Return to House on Haunted Hill and I'm still on the fence whether I liked the first one better or the sequel. The sequel picks up with the movie showing what Dr. Vannacut did to all of his patients, I don't know why they did that cause if you saw the first House on Haunted Hill then you already know what happened. Ariel Wolfe is the sister of Sara Wolfe, a survivor of a massacre some years ago in the sanatorium "Hill House" Sara claims that phantoms in the house killed her friends but no one believes her, when out of the blue she kills herself her sister Ariel tries to figure out the reason why she did it. Suddenly Ariel and her friend Paul gets kidnapped by the douche bag art dealer Desmond. It seems that Desmond knows a lot about Sara and Hill House. Ariel is forced to help Desmond find a precious artifact, a figurine of the demon Baphomet that is worth a pretty penny, which is said to be hidden some where in Hill House.

A big group of "thugs" all go down to Hill House with Desmond and they set out to find the artifact. What I want to know is if you know what happened at that house why the hell would you go back to it? Why go back to the blood show of Hill House? I guess money is the root of all evil after all. Once things start to go bad the house goes into lock down and everyone starts to freak out yelling "Why is the house going into lock down?!" because the house doesn't want you to leave and it wants you to die a horrible, painful death. Idiots! One by one each person suddenly falls victim to Hill House which leaves Ariel, Paul, Desmond and Richard to fight for their life before they become the next victim. Desmond gets killed (good riddance!) and the ghosts try to get the rest of them but Paul distracts them so Ariel and Richard can destroy the artifact since that's the only way they can survive and get rid of the evil ghosts in the house. Didn't they get rid of the ghosts in the first movie? I swear they did. Ariel tries to destroy it but Richard interferes since he wants it cause apparently he's been looking for it for 20 years.

They end up fighting each other cause both of them want the artifact all for different reasons. Dr. Vannacut shows up to join in on the fight, I guess he felt left out. It's probably annoying to see the same old people every single day so he wanted to interact with new people, nothing is wrong with that don't judge him people! ;) Richard tries to fight him off but ends up getting killed cause he is the ghost of a evil doctor after all. After that Ariel dumps the artifact in the sewer which drains through the house and into the ocean so apparently getting the artifact out of the house and into the ocean saves everyone. Once she does that all the ghosts of the patients Dr. Vannacut tortured and killed shows up and turns on the Doctor and ends his rein of terror. Oh come on! I thought they already did this in the first one, since that didn't work I guess it wont work this time and he'll be back to torture more people who enter Hill House. The moral of this story is if you see a house that looks like it could be haunted and something bad like a murdering massacre happened there DON'T GO IN!!! I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

Review (April Fool's Day, 1986):

I bought the movie April Fool's Day cause I'm a fan of 80's horror movies and I thought it kinda looked good. The movie was better then I thought it would be and I was very impressed. It starts out with Muffy cleaning out her basement cause she invited all of her friends over for spring break. After that it shows all of her friends on the dock waiting for the boat to arrive to bring them over to Muffy's house. One of the kids Chaz is filming all the friends telling them to tell the camera a little about themselves which introduces us to the slut of the movie Nikki. She tells the camera that she's going to attendant a convent school and that she "fucks" on the first date. You go girl, way to be honest! They get on the boat and two of the goof balls of the bunch Arch and Skip (nice names) are playing around with a pocket knife. Oh that's nice, give two idiots a knife to play around with. One thing leads to another and things start to get out of hand. Arch throws the knife at skip which ends up stabbing him, that's why you don't play with knives kids.
He falls into the ocean and everyone jumps in to save them, that's when they find out it was all a prank.

They get to Muffy's house and they take a look around all impressed of how nice of a house she has. They sit down for dinner and through out the dinner they all get a dose of April Fool's. They head to bed and realize they all have a prank in their room, some of the pranks were actually pretty funny and made me laugh others were like huh? Later on in the night while everyone else is asleep Skip wanders off on his own totally drunk of his ass and he stumbles into the dock house where a cat jumps out at him. He turns around and suddenly he gets killed by an unidentified person. The next morning Muffy is acting weird and everyone has no idea why, they go out to play soccer and Rob and Clara head to the dock house to have some alone time, if you know what that means ;) They start doing the deed and then suddenly Clara See's Skips body floating under the dock and she freaks and they run back to the house asking everyone if they've seen Skip then they realize they haven't seen him since last night. They split up to go look for him and Arch heads out to the woods which I don't know why cause they didn't see him in the woods they saw him in the water under the dock.

Arch walks over some rope which wraps around his leg and holds him up in the air and some person walks up and slashes his throat, at least that's what I think they did cause it doesn't show it. The rest of the group goes back to the house saying they couldn't find Skip and then they see Arch is missing. They all freak out and try to call the cops while Muffy is acting like a freakin weirdo and not even worried that her friends are dying and she might be next. Later that night each of her friends get killed and it's only Rob, Clara and Muffy left. Rob and Clara jump in the boat and find a note which reads that Muffy was in a mental institution for three years, they find out that they left the keys to the boat inside so they go back and find like a height measurement on the wall. On the left side it says Muffy and on the right side it says Buffy and Clara yells out "It's not Muffy after all, she has a twin sister named Buffy. It's Buffy!" Buffy bangs on the window and Rob and Clara run into the kitchen to get the keys to the boat. Buffy breaks open the door and goes after Clara while Rob gets himself locked in the pantry, freakin dofus! Clara runs away from Buffy begging her to stop and then she runs into the living room and sees all her friends there and realize it was all a joke and Buffy who is really Muffy all along says April Fool's and everyone laughs and claps and it's all over.

Dude if my friends did that to me I wouldn't be laughing and clapping I would be freakin pissed, that is so not funny and I would punch them in the face for putting me through that. I swear some people don't know when to stop and they just egg things on too much which cause problems and friendships are going to be ruined. This movie is another movie about a prank going to far and people needing to know when enough is enough. I liked the movie it was pretty good and I can see it being a tradition on April Fool's. I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

Music Mondays (Papa Roach "Hollywood Whore"):

Today's Music Monday is Papa Roach with their song "Hollywood Whore" Ahhh Papa Roach, I remember when I first heard them on the radio with their song Last Resort. Me and my little sister would walk around the house singing the verses "Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort. Suffocation no breathing don't give a ------ if I cut my arm bleeding." We would always block out the word Fuck cause we weren't aloud to say those types of words when we were younger, funny how things change. Papa Roach is an American rock band from Vacaville, California. Their first major-label release was the triple-platinum debut album Infest (2000). The group's success continued with their gold album Lovehatetragedy (2002), their platinum album Getting Away with Murder (2004) and The Paramour Sessions (2006). Their latest album, Metamorphosis, was released on March 24, 2009. The band's new live album, Time for Annihilation, will be released on August 31, 2010. Papa Roach has sold more than 10 million album copies worldwide, and are known for their hits "Last Resort", "Scars", "Forever", and "Lifeline", among others.

The formation of Papa Roach began in January 1993, when lead singer Jacoby Shaddix and drummer Dave Buckner met on the Vacaville High School football field during an intense match, where the two ended up talking about music. They were later joined by trombonist Ben Luther and bass guitarist Will James. They decided to enter the school's talent show, where they performed a cover version of Jimi Hendrix's famous song, "Fire". They ultimately didn't win the contest. In March 1993, trombonist Ben Luther was replaced by lead guitarist Jerry Horton from nearby Vanden High School. Jerry was introduced to the band through his girlfriend, who was a fan. However, Jerry was at first apprehensive about joining the band because Jacoby, Dave, and Will all went to a different high school. At this point, Papa Roach were practicing everyday and touring on every gig they could get. Their first tour van was called Moby Dick. The band's name comes from Shaddix's step-grandfather, Howard William Roatch, who was nicknamed Papa Roach. Roatch committed suicide in 2006. The band pay homage to him with The Paramour Sessions and during live performances of the song "Roses On My Grave. Later Dave Buckner and Will James were replaced.

I chose to do "Hollywood Whore" on this music Monday cause it's such a good song and it fits Hollywood perfectly. When I first heard this song I yelled out "Hey, Papa Roach made a song about Lindsay Lohan!" I wouldn't be surprised if this song was inspired by her cause she's done pretty much everything they sing about. I also decided to feature Papa Roach's music video "I almost told you that I loved you." both songs from their new album Metamorphosis. This song isn't apart of music Mondays so I could debut it next Monday as well but I'm not going to, I hate putting up the same thing on my blog more then once. It's just a little something extra for you all to enjoy. It's such catchy song and the music video is pretty rad too, oh and the song is dirty which is why I like it! :)

Band Members:

Jacoby Shaddix, vocals
Jerry Horton, guitar
Tobin Esperance, bass
Tony Palermo, drums

(Information from Wikipedia)

Hollywood Whore :





I almost told you that I loved you:

A7X "Nightmare" Music Video:

I'm a little late on this but Avenged Sevenfold posted their new music video on their website July 17th. The music video for the song Nightmare is off of their new up and coming Cd "Nightmare." Now here it is horror fans Avenged Sevenfold's music video NIGHTMARE!

Sunday Horror Movie Poster (The Human Centipede):

Today's Sunday Horror Movie Poster is The Human Centipede. What I like this poster that it shows you a bit of what your going to expect without giving it all away. It was tastefully done and I was impressed of how well it turned out. I haven't seen the movie but I am itching to see it and this poster doesn't help it, it just makes me want to see it even more. Who has all seen it? What did you think about it?, like it? hate it?

Review (A Nightmare On Elm Street 2 Freddy's Revenge):

When me and my cousin first watched this movie we were more amused then scared. This has to be one of the funniest Nightmare on Elm Street sequels. The movie starts out with the kids being drop off from school by the bus driver. If you look closely you can see that the bus driver is Robert Englund. Yes that's right kiddies, the same Robert Englund who plays Freddy in all of the Nightmare movies. The bus driver drops off the kids and starts driving away. In the back of the bus there's two preppy snotty girls and Jesse a lonely guy that no one hangs out with. The bus driver drives past the girl's stop so they call out "Bus driver that was my stop. Bus driver stop." Then he starts driving really fast like a crazy person and it shows Freddy's claw on the steering wheel. It shows the bus on top of a piece of earth that's been left from where the ground was coming apart. Freddy jumps up and walks towards Jesse and the girls then they start freaking out. If a crazy deformed looking person with a claw as a hand was walking towards me I would be freaking out too.

Jesse wakes up screaming dripping with sweat (yes it was all a dream. Got ya!) and in the kitchen Jesse little sister Angela ask her mom "Why does Jesse always wake up screaming, why can't he just wake up?" Well you see little Angela dear some guys wake up with a boner other guys wake up screaming. Just like some guys have wet dreams other have nightmares. Jesse and his family moved into the house of Nancy Thompson from the first Nightmare On Elm Street but they were unaware of what happened there before they moved into the house. Jesse gets to school where he See's the girl of his dreams Lisa Webber, uh Jesse honey she's way out of you're league sorry. The class is all out playing soft ball for gym and Jesse runs the bases that's when Jesse's frienemy Grady pants him and the whole gym class See's his ass, his very white ass. They get in a huge fight and the gym teacher breaks it up and makes them do push ups after class. Oh the gym teacher is also a major douchebag. They hit the showers which is where Grady starts telling Jesse about what happened in his house Jesse thinks he's full of it and ignores him then heads off home.

Once he gets home he calls Lisa to see if she wanted to hang out but his dad wont let him go out until he cleans his room. What a party pooper! He starts to clean his room and turns on his music and puts on his stunner shades and starts to get his groove on. His mom walks in his room with Lisa then he gets embarrassed. Lisa helps Jesse cleans his room and she finds Nancy's old dairy in his closet. They begin to read it and they find out all the information on what really happened to Nancy and her friends and who Freddy is. Jesse starts having dreams about Freddy and him becoming Freddy. Lisa has a party at her house and Jesse shows up late so she walks up to him to ask him whats wrong cause he looks terrible since he's not getting very much sleep. They go into the pool room to have privacy and he tells her about the dreams he's having and how he's scared cause Freddy is out to get him. They start making out which leads to the dirty work and Jesse licks between Lisa's chest and suddenly his tongue turns into Freddy's tongue. Jesse freaks out runs to Grady's house. He asks him if he can spend the night cause he's terrified to go to sleep.

Grady and Jesse falls asleep and we all know what happens when they fall asleep. He has a nightmare and turns into Freddy. He's freaking out yelling for Grady saying "He's inside me! Oh God I can feel him inside me!" hahahaha talk about gay innuendo! Jesse's chest splits open and Freddy pops out of his chest all bloody, so cool. Freddy kills Grady and heads for Lisa's party and starts going on a killing spree. After that Freddy runs to his boiler room and Lisa follows him and that's when Lisa tries to fight Freddy to get Jesse back which was a really cheesy scene. After everything is done it shows them in the bus driving off to school and the bus drivers starts driving fast so Jesse starts to freak out but Lisa calms him down letting him know everything is fine. And Lisa's friends says "Relax everything is fine, it's all over." but right when she starts to say all over Freddy's claw pops out of her stomach and everyone screams. All their facial expressions is pretty damn funny. I go back to watch it a few times cause it's really amusing.

It's a very cheesy sequel but it definitely is a lot of laughs and it's not terrible but not great. I liked it and I thought it was funny, I was laughing through out the movie.

I give this movie 4 out of 5 Skulls.

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