Oh yeah this movie is killer alright, killer cheesy. I have to admit that the only reason why I even watched this movie was because it was directed by Robert Englund. It wasn't terrible but it wasn't great. It's about 3 guys Doug, Brody and Craig heading to Los Angeles to get away from their parent's house. They get to the apartment where they thought they'd be staying at but the land lord just wanted money and told them that the apartment was all booked up. They talked to a realtor Winnie and she finds them the perfect house, big, beautiful and located on the Hollywood hills. They completely ignore the address 666 perdition road. Their driving to their new house while they see a lonely Mexican walking along side of the road. He tries to tell the boys that their house is possessed by the devil and since he only speaks Spanish the boys didn't understand a word he was saying and thought he was talking about some hot sauce. They move into their new house despite the lonely Mexicans warnings.
They get everything set up in the house while things start acting weird and the boys being stupid didn't notice anything going on. In fact they ignored the whole boiling hole in their basement, they don't even think it could be the portal to Hell no they only have one thing on their mind and that is getting laid by hott girls. Their next door neighbor from down the hill Lucy came to welcome them to the neighborhood and suggest they have a house party so they can meet more people. They print out invitations and send them out to every person they could find including people at the gym, porn stars, girls at confession in the convent. They even had their old friend Backwater to come party with them since he was the major party man back when they were younger. The problem with that plan is Backwater found God and you know what that means he's a total party pooper now. He decides to come to the party anyway since he thinks that will test his faith so he could be able to be strong and fight his temptations. Ha yeah right!
Their party is a hugh success and a crap load of people show up including Joey Lawrence and Andy Milonakis eeww. Lucy brings along two of her friends Jezebel and Delilah. Things start going bad when people end up getting murdered. They hide the bodies thinking it was just some random accidental party death and they go on with their party ignoring the fact that everyone is dropping like flies. Lucy gets Brody into the room alone and tries to seduce him but he finds out that she's really Satan and freaks out but she tries to convince him that everything is okay and they can have parties like this every night, he begins to think that sounds great but then he See's that she has a penis and he runs out screaming getting Doug and Craig telling them what's going on so they find Backwater's bible and reads a line from the bible saying that singing a holy song will cast the evil spirits back to hell, something along those lines. They try singing Silent Night but that doesn't work since they suck at singing and they don't even know the words to the damn song.
Backwater steps in and starts singing Rock N' Roll all night and they were able to cast Lucy, Jezebel and Delilah back to Hell. The house burns down but everyone is able to leave the house safe and alive. Backwater heads off with the group of naughty catholic school girls and Winne stops by to see how they were liking the house and finds out the house is destroyed. She calms the boys down and tells them that she can find them another house takes them to breakfast. While they get into the car Winnie tries to hide her devil tail under her coat but that doesn't work cause you can clearly see it. This movie was major cheesy and the acting was awful. I liked the concept of the movie about how they move into a house that's the portal to Hell and how their hott neighbor is really the devil but other then that the movie didn't do that great. Everything about this movie was cheesy and it wasn't even funny just dumb. Nobody knew how to act in this movie and the only person who actually did a good job acting was Joey Lawrence which is really sad. It's not a terrible movie but it's not a great movie and you can probably watch it about 2 or 3 times with 3 pushing it before it started eating brain cells. I give this movie 2 1/2 out of 5 Skulls.
P.s. Who the hell made that movie poster?! That is THEE worst movie poster I have ever seen, whoever made it had to of been drunk. That is god awful!
Family photo. My little sister, dad and my brother in law, we sure do love Halloween.
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