Movie Review, Little Shop Of Horrors:

I've never been a fan of musicals but the only ones that I do like are Grease, Sweeney Todd and Little Shop Of Horrors. I remember watching this movie when I was little and I loved it so much. Yes it's cheesy but that's what makes it good. The 80's cheese is perfect and a great match for this type of musical. The movie is about a nerdy florist shop worker named Seymour Krelborn who is in love with his employee Audrey but she's hooking up with the biker bad ass douche bag Orin Scrivello. Seymour is played by Rick Moranis, hmmm I always had a secret crush on him which was weird for me since he is the complete opposite of the type of guys I go for. He's so odd, awkward and shy and it works for him which is one of the reasons why I had a crush on him. Business in the floral shop is going slow so the owner wants to close the shop down but Seymour suggests that if they put some kind weird plant in the display that will attract customers. He brings up a plant to show everyone that he had in the basement and it looks like a type of fly trap but he couldn't identify it in any of his plant books, he named it Audrey Two.

He puts it in the display window and all these customers start showing up cause they never seen anything like it. Once their in the shop admiring the plant they decide to buy flowers since it made them have the urge of a shopping spree. When I see something interesting in a display window I stop and look at it for a min or two then I walk away I don't go inside the store and I for sure don't decide to buy a butt load of crap in the store. Sorry but that whole weird interesting thing in the display window thing doesn't work on me. Audrey Two starts to whittle away since she needs food but Seymour doesn't know what to feed her since everything he's given her doesn't seem to work. He starts to put away some roses then he pricks his fingers on the thorns and his fingers starts to bleed so he sucks on his finger which awakens Audrey Two and she begins to do the sucking noise. Seymour walks over to see why she was doing that and then he realized what she wanted. He puts pressure on his finger to make the blood drop into her mouth and he did that a couple of times.

Audrey Two begins to grow as the days go by and she gets to be very big which takes up half of the floral shop. After a couple of days of not getting blood since Seymour doesn't have enough to give her unless he slits his wrists so Audrey Two begins to whittle away once again. Audrey Two suggest to Seymour that he should kill Audrey's douche bag boyfriend since he beats her and treats her like crap. Seymour heads over to the dentist office since her boyfriend is a dentist and he tries to do a root canal on Seymour and he puts on the gas mask since he's addicted to the gas, me too ;) Orin overdoses on the gas so Seymour drags him to the floral shop and chops him up to feed to Audrey Two. She starts to get dependant on blood since that's what she lives off of but Seymour doesn't want to continue giving her blood so he cuts her off of all blood supply. You really think that's going to work? It's just going to make her mad and unleash her rein of terror on everyone which is what she does. She calls Audrey over to the floral shop and tries to eat her but Seymour stops her from doing that and tells her that he needs to kill her so there wont be little Audrey Two's all over the world.

He electrocutes her and kills Audrey Two and Seymour and Audrey run off and get married and it shows there nice house and nice lawn and in their garden there's a little baby Audrey Two with a big fat smile on her face and credits show up with the main opening song titled "Little Shop Of Horrors". If you haven't seen this movie then I highly suggest that you see it cause it's just so funny and the music is pretty catchy. Yeah the acting is pretty bad but it's 1986 and you can't expect it be perfect. The 80's cheese does help the movie be more fun to watch and it's very enjoyable. I give this movie 3 1/2 out of 5 Skulls. *I called Audrey Two by HER even though Audrey Two is voiced by a man, oh well*